Nosemonkey's EUtopia

In search of a European identity

May 4, 2006
by Nosemonkey
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My precious, precious vote (etc.)

Well, after much soul-searching, reading of election materials and manifestoes, and – basically – a process of elimination based on a combination of local issues and the cut of the candidates’ various jibs, I’ve just voted (missing the deadline by … Continue reading

April 24, 2006
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A quick meme

Because I’m busy, I thought I’d belatedly pick up on that Wikipedia birthday meme a bunch of people have been doing. Apparently it’s three events, two births and one death, as such: Events: 41 AD – Claudius – the guy … Continue reading

April 2, 2006
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Mini blog roundup

A mini Britblog roundup while we’re waiting for the real thing – some posts that caught my eye: Jim Bliss on anti-Americanism, Phil Edwards on Asbos, Notes From A Small Bedroom looks to the past, as does To the Tooting … Continue reading

March 22, 2006
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I am insanely busy

Luckily, Justin has said most of what I wanted to. Normal service should hopefully resume at some point. Meanwhile, can anyone provide me with a comprehensive list of the contracts Capita’s received – public and private – over the last … Continue reading

March 17, 2006
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Today is St Patrick’s Day

Up and down the land people will be forking out the best part of three quid a pop on badly-poured pints of Guinness, doing bad Oirish accents and then falling into gutters (normally while wearing novelty hats). Tomorrow our pavements … Continue reading

March 16, 2006
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Busy…

Proper posting will resume as and when I find a spare five minutes, so nothing on Harriet Harman’s resignation, Blair’s prevarication over calls for new party funding systems, Charles Clarke continuing to be a twat or French students reminding us … Continue reading

March 13, 2006
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The boy McKeating on top form once again – this time not only delivering a deeply satisfying sock to the smug mug of the Home Secretary, but also providing a perfect parody of familiar form of something that frequently passes … Continue reading

March 8, 2006
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Pubs and dogs and ashtrays

Apropos of nothing, I like this a lot. Sample: “My ambitions are limited to sitting in the pub all day with a fat dog that drinks beer from an ashtray and leaves yellow stains behind when it gets up off … Continue reading