Nosemonkey's EUtopia

In search of a European identity

January 21, 2006
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The Liberal Democrats just got a lot more press coverage, but again for all the wrong reasons: BBC – Oaten resigns over rent boy claim. Yep – that’s rent boy. (So much worse than simply “prostitute” don’t you think? Got … Continue reading

January 21, 2006
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Fuck off Falconer, you unelected twat: “The question is should you require – and I think ultimately, unless there is compulsion, you won’t get the benefits of an ID card system – is it right to compel those that don’t … Continue reading

January 20, 2006
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Right – these should do it. Top work: 1, 2, 3. All I need now is some entertaining monkey news, and I should be able to handle the two hour wait until the lunchtime pint…

January 20, 2006
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Man in “boasting about sexual prowess” shocker! Next week we bring you yet more amazing revelations: “Sky is blue”, “Monkeys are funny” and the long-awaited proof that yes, water is indeed wet. Fucking pointless load of crap bastard wankpiss. Despite … Continue reading

January 17, 2006
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Via Jarndyce, there’s a “live” webchat with Louise Casey, Head of the Government’s “Respect task force”, over at Number 10’s website this afternoon at 3pm. All questions, naturally, to be submitted for vetting in advance… Jarndyce’s submission is rather fun … Continue reading

January 17, 2006
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This isn’t exactly topical – a rather nice little rundown of the pisspoor mess that is the French electoral system from MatGB – it is, however, very good stuff.

January 17, 2006
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Labour ministers: “We couldn’t give a pissing fuck about you, your pathetic concerns about ‘liberty’, the checks and balances of the constitution, the traditional role of parliament of scrutinising public accounts, OR the potential cost to the taxpayer, so cunt … Continue reading

January 16, 2006
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EU states “collaborated” with the CIA – offical

Hardly a surprise – after all, the US remains a close ally even with all the various policy disagreements. Rather shows up official denials of any knowledge of “extraordianry rendition” though, eh? “EU governments have �collaborated, tolerated or looked away� … Continue reading