Nosemonkey's EUtopia

In search of a European identity

March 6, 2006
by Nosemonkey
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Passports

Bugger bugger bugger bugger bugger. My passport ran out three weeks ago. Due to being an ill-organised bastard I forgot to send off the renewal forms. And today, biometric passports start to be introduced. You know what? Fuck that for … Continue reading

March 4, 2006
by Nosemonkey
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Jowell redux redux

The first thing I thought when I heard Tessa Jowell has split from her husband? PR stunt. Does that make me a bad person, or simply say something really rather nasty about this government? Sunday Update: Official denials that it … Continue reading

March 3, 2006
by Nosemonkey
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Jowell redux

How long can they keep the pressure up on Tessa Jowell before it starts to look personally vindictive? How long before she does a Cherie Blair style emotional press conference, with the hint of a tear in her eye and … Continue reading

March 2, 2006
by Nosemonkey
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Sir Menzies

Yet more proof that you can’t believe the polls… 57% is a landslide in a thee-way race, second choice votes not withstanding. Huhne and Hughes evidently didn’t have a chance. Now can we finally get some kind of standardised form … Continue reading

March 2, 2006
by Nosemonkey
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Tessa Jowell

Well, if Tony Blair says she did nothing wrong then I for one am convinced that Tessa Jowell is an ideal person to have in the Cabinet. Then again, having Blair’s “full confidence” didn’t do Mandelson or Blunkett much good…

March 2, 2006
by Nosemonkey
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£430 million

£430 million and the roof’s still dodgy. Nice work, Scottish devolution types… For future reference, I did woodwork at school for a bit – I could probably knock you up a functional debating chamber for, ooohhh… Let’s say £50k. (Note: … Continue reading

February 25, 2006
by Nosemonkey
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Blair, Russia and democracy

Has Tony Blair been getting ideas from Russia? “The social custom keeping communities in Russia together � krugovaia poruka, or ‘joint responsibility’ � has been used by the authorities as a means of control since Tsarism. In the Soviet period, … Continue reading

February 16, 2006
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Berlusconi + Mussolini, sitting in a tree…

A day after the good mini-Mussolini bit the dust, Silvio Berlusconi is seemingly making his fascistic, dictatorial aspirations clear as he announces his hope to team up with Il Duce’s daughter Alessandra, leader of a group of batty far-right loons … Continue reading

January 25, 2006
by Nosemonkey
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Italian shenanigans

Potentially dangerous populist nonsense being approved shortly before a potentially dangerous populist Prime Minister gets embroiled in an election campaign he’s trying to delay while battling (electrical) power crises (prompting only semi-joking suggestions that Russia is trying to help influence … Continue reading