Nosemonkey's EUtopia

In search of a European identity

March 13, 2006
by Nosemonkey
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The boy McKeating on top form once again – this time not only delivering a deeply satisfying sock to the smug mug of the Home Secretary, but also providing a perfect parody of familiar form of something that frequently passes … Continue reading

March 13, 2006
by Nosemonkey
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Berlusconi vs the press

Silvio Berlusconi would fit nicely into New Labour – insanely rich, doesn’t like answering questions, and accuses people of insulting him or having an agenda if they ask things he doesn’t like. That’s right, on being told he’s “not used … Continue reading

March 11, 2006
by Nosemonkey
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“This is an insult”

Charles Clarke is even more of an arsehole than I thought. I’d assumed he was just stupid, but was prepared to accept that he might just be ill-informed and come acress badly – turns out he’s actually a deeply unpleasant … Continue reading

March 8, 2006
by Nosemonkey
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Pubs and dogs and ashtrays

Apropos of nothing, I like this a lot. Sample: “My ambitions are limited to sitting in the pub all day with a fat dog that drinks beer from an ashtray and leaves yellow stains behind when it gets up off … Continue reading