Nosemonkey's EUtopia

Well, that didn’t last long. But this (ta, Paul) is simply too good not to link to: Anatole Kaletsky on Britain’s EU rebate:

“the rebate, far from being the glorious triumph claimed by Margaret Thatcher, was always a pyrrhic victory that has done untold damage to Britain�s national interest and has cost the country far more in economic damage than Europe will ever repay.”

Well-written, well-argued stuff from an interesting perspective. The sort of thing I used to do and should be doing still. Bugger. (And now back to the break from blogging… Honest…)

It has got to that stage of the year
Where tedium’s sunk in, I fear.
When I read in the papers
Of politicos’ capers
I think “sod it, I fancy a beer”.

So I slag off our our crap government
(Although it does not pay the rent).
It’s getting quite boring –
Some readers are snoring –
But still, they can go and get bent.

But it’s true I have not much to say
On the hottest of topics today
So I’ve resorted to poem
(Though my verse is not flowin’
In an especially brilliant way).

Yet to write of non-ordinary rendition
In the hope of some Blairite contrition
I cannot be arsed,
Though these people are parsed
And flown off without their permission.

When it comes to world tarriff reform
I am likewise made quickly forlorn
Political economy
Is too far beyond me
I wish it had never been born.

So why write of globilisation
When I know more about this nation?
With its cricket and pubs
And hooded-top thugs
That rob us with so much elation?

But even there, with the old NHS
On my interest it fails to impress:
The doctors and nurses
Are muttering curses
That the government still fails to address

And as for the city of Brussells
Where I first flexed my blog-writing muscles,
It’s all dull as hell –
And confusing as well –
And prompts too many comment-box tussles.

So what should I write about, then,
When I raise my (metaphorical) pen?
For now I don’t know,
So I’ll take it more slow,
And I’ll see you again as and when.

Hey – I’ve got a great idea! Why don’t we compile everyone’s most important details on one vast central database and issue them one single form of ID in card format that allows them to demonstrate who they are for pretty much every important transaction they’ll ever undertake? Nothing could possibly go wrong!

“Up to 13,000 Job Centre staff may have had personal details stolen by criminals making fraudulent claims for tax credits…”

HOw have these details been stolen? Well, they were on a central database, and it rather looks like someone with access to it flogged the whole bloody thing to some dodgy types.

But, of course, the national database backing up the ID cards scheme could never ever ever (cross my heart and hope to die) be compromised in a similar way. Oh no.

Cross-border corporations, eh? Looks like Gordon Brown’s going to have to revise his figures again now that Marks & Spencer have got a favourable ruling allowing them to offset losses in other EU countries against UK profits:

“These cases are just the tip of the iceberg… There is an increasing trend for national tax legislation to be challenged in the European court and each case could prove costly to the UK exchequer”

The upshot? Tax rises all round, most likely, though some are predicting this could be the start of some form of EU-wide tax harmonisation, one of those long-lurking monsters under the European bed. Tax, eh? It’s great! (Speaking of which, anyone want to become my accountant? I can offer to pay you precisely no money, thanks to being utterly broke.)

Update: Jerome a Paris points out another possibility:

“What this could mean is that companies will be authorised to centralise their profits in an affiliate in European country with the lowest tax rates, and pay taxes only there, by creating losses (fairly easy with smart transfer pricing when you have subsidiaries all over the place) in high tax jurisdictions and profit in others.”

So then, how do I go about setting up subsidiaries to myself in countries with low taxes?

OK, this Pope can stay. He’s stating the bleeding obvious and it should be entirely unnecessary (“Man of God in ‘hurting people is bad’ shocker!” etc.), but sadly it looks like every reminder that, erm, torture and stuff may not be a good thing seems necessary these days. So go Pope Benny!

Grow up

Oliver Kamm being involved in the drafting of a tedious, over-long rant about Noam Chomsky? Surely not… Aaronovitch being involved is also not a surprise. Francis Wheen, however, I thought had more sense.

Note to everyone involved – Chomsky is merely a very tedious public speaker (if comptetent philologist) with an inexplicably obsessive fanbase, most of whom have misunderstood or inadvertently twisted most of his few interesting points. His political ideas are usually ill-thought-out at best – which is why they are often thought-provoking, because they leave so much unanswered in their wordy simplicity.

He is also a masterly self-publicist, as this little exercise proves – and to top it all appears to be a hypnotist, as brain-washing can surely be the only explanation (bar some kind of unrequited lust) for this continued relentless boredom of some people’s never-ending insistence on “correcting” supposed misconceptions about the opinions of a man of whom the vast majority of the population have never heard.

They don’t know much as of yet other than it looks like no one was hurt and not to leap to any conclusions. A newspaper received a bomb warning 30 minutes before the blast, plus today was to see the start of a seties of transport strikes. Doesn’t sound like the usual lot.

Add to that the fact it was at 6am local time (hardly a casualty maximisation strategy), that there was another attack on a ministerial building just six months ago, and that members of the Greek 17 November terrorist/revolutionary group have just begun a fresh trial and this looks like it could well be domestic terrorism – in fact, that seems by far the most likely.

Anyway, some Greek blogs in English that may be able to provide a bit more info:

Histologion
This is not my country
Sovereignty of SeaWitch
Phylax

Odd. When Richard Pryor’s obituary first appeared on the BBC news site yesterday, it mentioned “$40 million (�23 million, 34 million euros)”. Today the euros have gone.

Anyway… *wanders off to watch Brewster’s Millions, Superman III and See No Evil, Hear No Evil again several times in homage*

Earlier this week, the US Department of the Treasury’s order to freeze the assets of a variety of Viktor Bout companies was extended to the entire world by the UN Security Council’s sanctions committee. All assets belonging to the persons and organisations named in this list are now subject to confiscation anywhere in the world.

The list is, certainly, a little out of date. Several of the operating companies listed have ceased activity, and there is no mention of Phoenix Aviation, Jet Line International, or Aerocom among others. (The delay between the US Treasury’s action and this action is apparently due to the time it took the Office of Foreign Assets Control to pass on documents to the UN, that and Russian objections to the inclusion of Viktor’s brother, Sergei, founder of Air Bas and CET Aviation.) However, a non-trivial number of aircraft continue to fly in the name of firms named by the UN.

This leaves two lines of action: one, to identify the newer firms, and two, to make the UN blacklist a reality. It’s time to find these aircraft and demand their seizure. All bloggers are invited to mirror this and help land them on the fire dump, which is where most of these planes will end up given their age and general condition.

The list is currently as follows, correct as of today:

UN-76497, Ilyushin 76-D. Serial number 43402039. This is probably the aircraft referred to in the UN list with MoldTransavia, and is now with GST Aero, repeatedly referred to in UNSC Expert Panel reports. It was also involved in the events detailed here. The most recent photo is here.

SANTA CRUZ IMPERIAL

EL-AHO, Ilyushin 18D. Serial number 183006205.

EL-ASC, Antonov 12BP. Serial number 3340909.
EL-ASJ, Antonov 12BP. Serial number 402112 (doubtful)
EL-AHT, Antonov 26A. Serial number 6004 (doubtful)
EL-ALC, Antonov 26A. Serial number 87307104.
EL-ALT, Antonov 26A. Serial number 17311805.

No recent photos available.

IRBIS AIR COMPANY

UN-42428, Yakovlev 42D. Serial number 45204223046. Recent photo here.
(Leased to Sudan Airways, believed operating to Iraq)
UN-75002, Ilyushin 18D. Serial number 185008603. Recent photo here.
UN-75003, Ilyushin 18D. Serial number 184006903. Recent photo here.
UN-75004, Ilyushin 18D. Serial number 186009202. Not very recent photo
here.
UN-75005, Ilyushin 18D. Serial number 187010204. Recent photo here.
UN-26582, Antonov 26B. Serial number 47313504. No photo since 2002.
(Leased to Ariana Afghan Airlines)

AIR BAS

3C-KKO, Antonov 12BP. Serial number 1901706 (No photos available)

GAMBIA NEW MILLENIUM

C5-GNM, Ilyushin 62M. Serial number 3036142. Recent photo here.

SAN AIR GENERAL TRADING

3C-QRF, BAC-111. Serial number 61. Not very recent photo here.
(Operated for SAGT, owned Jetline International)

TRANS AVIATION GLOBAL

UN-B7201, Boeing 727. Serial number 22045. Recent photo here.
UN-B2707, Boeing 727F. Serial number 21861. No photos yet.
UN-B****, Boeing 727. Serial number 22046. Recent photo here.

Notes: Most of the Santa Cruz aircraft are probably beyond finding, but even negative information is worth having. Air Bas has largely been closed down at least as aircraft registration is concerned – 3C-KKO is the last known active aircraft in their name. 727 no. 22046 was last seen undergoing considerable engineering work and may not look much like its photo.

What you can do: 1). Mirror this post. 2) If and when a plane is located, tell the world. 3) Demand its confiscation – try the civil aviation authority of the country in question. Post what you said, and the contact for the person you said it to. 4) Encourage others to do so.

Mirrors:
Operation Firedump at The Yorkshire Ranter (your first port of call for Victor Bout information)
Operation Firedump at Kathryn Cramer
Operation Firedump at Bloggerheads
Operation Firedump at Tim Worstall
Operation Firedump at Flogging the Simian

Just hit the inbox. From Jo Brand (remember her?). It begins thusly:

“Hello,

I’m Jo, a Labour supporter and you may have seen me on telly. Have you noticed the big news this week?

David Cameron (Dave to his friends), an old Etonian distantly related to the Queen, has been elected leader of the Conservative Party.”

Would this be an email from the same Labour party whose own leader went to the Scottish public school Fettes? The same Labour party whose leader’s old housemaster is David Cameron’s old headmaster?

And would this be the same Jo Brand who went to the (now closed) fee-paying girls’ school Beresford House in Sussex?

And, more importantly, would where any of these people went to school actually matter for shit?

Or would this merely be yet another attempt to use the tired tactic of stirring up class antagonisms and resentments in a desperate, hypocritical attempt to hang on to power?

The new blogs roundup is here – and includes a number I’d spotted but then lost/forgotten, which is always nice. Go have a looksee – bound to be some gooduns in there.

Apropos that Sainsbury/Woolworth caving in to pressure from morons thing, a nice example from across the pond of how big companies can (and should) respond to cultural intolerance from fringe pressure groups. Yay for Kraft – their food may taste of plastic, but good for them for not acting like pathetic cowards or quisling appeasers.

Update: Missed this – a good overview of the affair courtesy of the BBC’s man in blogland.