Nosemonkey's EUtopia

In search of a European identity

December 20, 2004
by Nosemonkey
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Trackback enabled

Assuming I haven’t cocked it up – ta to Eulogist from Relections on European Democracy for pointing me in the right direction. Now if anyone can tell me how to get rid of the Haloscan comments and just leave the trackback thing, that’d be all great and stuff…

Oh… Sorry, this blog’s meant to be about politics isn’t it? So, have the worst headline from a think tank I can remember in a fair while, courtesy of an actually rather good article from the IPPR:

Human rights are a basic human right

Coming soon: Shock new finding – a tautological tautology is a tautology!

Edit: OK, bollocks – it’s buggered everything up. If anyone can tell me how to stop all the comments from displaying on the main page, and how to get rid of the multiple comments sections it’d be much appreciated. I’ll leave it like this for the time being, but if I can’t work it out in the next day or so, I’m afraid trackback will have to be scrapped again.

Edit 2: Right, got rid of Haloscan comments (ta, DoctorVee), but the Blogger ones are still displaying in full, even though all I changed in the template was the addition of Haloscan. Anyone got any ideas? At all?

Yes, Nosemonkey is indeed rubbish.

This is why I shouldn’t play with the internet…

Edit 3: Right. I think I’ve got it sorted. Finally. After two days… But no trackbacks are showing up even on posts I know have been linked to elsewhere. It’s all very confusing… I’ll leave it in place for a couple of weeks to see if I like it (and if it starts to work) .

December 20, 2004
by Nosemonkey
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Ukraine TV debate

So, Yuschenko and Yanukovych are going to slug it out on TV, are they?

I’m desperately trying to work out the point, as the whole rhetoric of the last few weeks seems to be made up almost exclusively of personal attacks, threats and accusations. Are these two bitterly opposed candidates really going to debate policy issues in the midst of ongoing mass protests, while desperate efforts are still going on to ready the country for the unprecedented re-run elections on Boxing Day?

I can’t see it myself. If they stick to policy it’ll only looked forced – unless the entire debate is about foreign policy, but then each candidate risks looking like a tool of either Moscow or Washington/Brussels. I can’t see any way that Yushchenko’s poisoning or the threats of certain regions in the east to split off from the rest of the country – let alone the on-going protests and the scenes of the tent city – could not be raised in a properly free discussion, so I can’t see that it’s in either candidate’s interest to have a completely free debate. The events and accusations of the last few weeks are bound to dominate, not the things that should truly matter.

Especially at this late stage, what is the point of dialogue? The country is so polarised I really can’t see there being any swing voters left. The thing to do is simply get the elections out the way as quickly and cleanly as possible and then set about rebuilding stability, not start more slanging matches.

A good summary of recent Ukrainian developments is here.

(Note: Blogging on Europhobia may be intermittent over the next couple of weeks – as I imagine is the same with many bloggers, what with this whole Christmas business and all. We’ll try to get something up every day, but it may be tricky…)

December 17, 2004
by Nosemonkey
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Blair government gives two fingers to the constitution

Hey, it was predictable, right? The Lords is only the highest court in the land – why the hell should the government listen to them when they vote 8 to 1 that the detention without charge of terror suspects is illegal? And who’s this Lord Hoffman chap to tell them that “The real threat to the life of the nation, in the sense of a people living in accordance with its traditional laws and political values, comes not from terrorism but from laws such as these”?

After all, until we introduce a supreme court the Law Lords are not democratic because of some guff they always spout about separation of powers. I mean, so what if the Cabinet sits within the legislature and so, by the same logic the government uses to discredit the Law Lords, has no right to say anything?

We’re talking about TERRORISM here, people. This is a TIME OF CRISIS. It’s no time for petty legal wrangling. WE COULD ALL BE KILLED IN A MASSIVE EXPLOSION OR THROUGH EVIL BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS AND STUFF AT ANY MOMENT. Are you really going to allow some old man in a wig tell you that nice, smiling Tony is wrong? Hey – your super, soaraway Sun (and that lovely Mr Murdoch) agrees with Tony, and WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO TAKE A CONTRARY VIEW, EH?

Hey, look, that nice Mr Clarke says that these so-called judges are wrong, and so does that lovely Mr Straw, so they must be. He seems to agree with that nice Mr Blukett about these sort of airy fairy, libertarian nonsense being almost as dangerous as the TERRORISTS CHARGING AT US OUT OF THE SKY ARMED WITH LOTS OF BOMBS!

Nosemonkey would like to make clear that he fully supports the Blair government in every single decision that it ever makes, and will never dare dissent in any way, shape or form, as it is abundantly clear that that would simply aid the TERRORISTS WITH THEIR BOMBS.

CHRISTMAS IS EXACTLY THE TIME OF YEAR THEY ARE MOST LIKELY TO STRIKE! GAS ATTACKS! BOMBS! DIRTY BOMBS! HIJACKINGS! A SOLDIER WITH A MACHINE GUN ON EVERY STREET CORNER! MANDATORY BIOMETRIC ID FOR EVERY CITIZEN! FEAR! TERROR! ONLY THE LEADER CAN SAVE US! NO ONE ELSE IS CAPABLE OF LEADING US TO VICTORY OVER THE EVIL, FREEDOM-HATING TERRORISTS!

(Nosemonkey is hungover and really quite incredibly filled with rage)

Edit: Oh, and nominate me – you know it makes sense. If you don’t you’re only supporting the terrorists.

December 16, 2004
by Nosemonkey
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Blunkett – the aftermath

Manic at Bloggerheads reads the Sun so I don’t have to. Today’s topless lovely is sad to see Blunkett go. Poor love.

Meanwhile, DoctorVee has a round-up of last night’s immediate responses from the Bloggosphere – sadly including mine before I noticed that in cutting and pasting I’d lopped off the end of a sentence – something Blunkett would never do (boom boom!).

However, initial hopes of an end to the ID card madness have been shattered. I sort of knew that they’d still go ahead with it, but still… I rather hoped some sense would be seen.

Then again, Charles Clarke is the man who, as Education Secretary, seemed to miss the entire point of higher education when he said “I don’t mind there being some medievalists around for ornamental purposes, but there is no reason for the state to pay for them”.

Coming soon from Home Secretary Clarke: “I don’t mind there being some civil liberties around for ornamental purposes, but there is no reason for the state to protect them”.

On the day that the Law Lords are due to rule whether the government’s suspension of habeas corpus for “terror suspects” at Wandsworth prison (dubbed “Britain’s Guantanamo”) is actually legal, Blair hardly looks like he’s trying to appease those of his critics who see the growing power of the state to keep tabs on its citizens and imprison them at will as a move towards a police state.

But hey – it’s the terrorists who hate freedom, right?

December 15, 2004
by Nosemonkey
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A note on the blogroll, if anyone cares

Loosely inspired by DoctorVee, I’ve had a bit of a re-organisation of the links to the left hand side, and added some new ones. I think of my blogroll as bookmarks as much as anything, as I blog from several different computers – they are there to help me find things quickly as much as to point out decent sites to people who have the misfortune of stumbling upon my own.

I will be adding more links over the next few weeks, and then some may disappear as I decide whether or not they are places I am likely to want to visit regularly. This isn’t necessarily a judgement on their quality, it’s just I’ve seen way too many blogs with nonsensical lists of sites which go on for ever and lose all meaning, and mine is already beginning to get out of control. Regular pruning is necessary. If you want a vast list, go here.

Again, if you feel I am missing any good links, let me know. I’m still hunting around, and have frequently forgotten to take note of some good sites I’ve found. At the moment, all those listed have got something interesting to contribute – I disagree with many, but interest and provocation value is the order of the day. If sites stop provoking any kind of reaction, they’ll go simply to save space. It’s not meant as an insult.

Oh, and I’ve also added “non-partisan” into the strapline of this blog, because I am. It sometimes seems this needs to be made clear, as various fellow bloggers have confused me for being a supporter of pretty much every party going over the last few months. I support none – just policies and (occasionally) individual candidates.

Absolutely no one cares at all about this post, do they?

December 15, 2004
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Blunkett has quit – about bloody time

The power of modern communications proved his undoing.

Now personally I couldn’t care less whether any of this having an affair, trying to break up a family, using the Metropolitan Police as bodyguards for his mistress, abusing his expenses to buy her train tickets, or getting a nanny a visa business affected his job or was overly dodgy.

What I care about is the fact that he has been one of the most viciously, unpleasantly intrusive Home Secretaries we’ve had for a fair while. He almost made Michael Howard look nice. I don’t care why he’s gone, I’m just glad he has.

Now, as long as Labour can scrap his pet ID card project, the future’s looking a little less bleak in this country.

David Blunkett – worthy of great respect for his achievements in the face of adversity, but worthy only of contempt for the policies he has brought in and was striving to see brought into law.

Update: Bugger. As expected, the Home Office has gone to Charles Clarke, who also strongly believes in ID cards. Ho-hum…

Update 2: Having just seen Blunkett’s interview with Andrew Marr on the BBC’s 10 o’clock news, I feel genuinely sorry for the guy. I am convinced he’s genuinely upset.

But I’m still glad he’s gone. Not that he will be for long – his mistakes were minor compared to those of Peter Mandelson’s, and Mandy’s come back from the dead more times than a bloody phoenix. Give it two years at most, Blunkett will be back in the cabinet – as long as Brown isn’t PM by then, obviously…

December 15, 2004
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And they say economics is boring…

Overseas investment in Britain has plummeted. So is this the fault of the EU, of Britain for not joining the Eurozone, of Labour’s tax and workforce policies, of the high cost of UK labour, or is it just because the global economy’s a bit screwy at the moment? Either way, overseas companies invested a total of just �12.4bn in the UK last year, down from �16bn in 2002 and the lowest since 1994.

Part of this was due to a 50% fall in European Union investments, a fact which will certainly be picked up on by the anti-EU camp as a further indication that Britain doesn’t need Europe, and that European trading is a minor part of the UK economy.

Meanwhile, US investment in the UK increased (which considering our government’s continued blind support for the Bush administration is only fair, let’s face it), despite overall US overseas investment continuing to decline.

So the anti-EU lot will also jump on this to show that our future lies with our cousins across the Atlantic, rather than those over the Channel. This is despite the fact EU companies still invest more than twice that of American ones in the UK. And, of course, these are the figures from 2003 – before the US dollar got into its current trouble, so American investment is likely to have dropped again once the 2004 figures are released.

How, then, to explain this decline in investment? Well, my gut feeling is that a likely cause of the decline in EU interest is that we have kept out of the Eurozone, but to be honest it’s rather hard to tell. For starters, I’m no economics expert, and secondly it’s important to remember that 2003 was an incredibly uncertain year – what with various disease epidemics all over the shop, wars being fought and the like.

If this is the start of a trend, it’s a worrying one. But because of last year’s uncertainties I’d say we should probably take this as an abberation.

And in any case, if the US dollar continues its decline, the UK is set to lose out far more than simply from a drop in investment from our European partners. Much as in the 1920s, America has its financial finger in a lot of investment pies around the world – and we all know what happened when the US economy went tits-up then.

With Bush in the White House for another four years, who’s to say what will happen – but his first term hardly gave very encouraging signs for an American economic boom… We could be in trouble, and if the trouble stems from the US then no amount of Gordon Brown “fiscal responsibility” will be able to get us out of this one.

December 15, 2004
by Nosemonkey
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“Politically incorrect, xenophobic, racist and who knows what else”

Nope, not the usual UKIP suspects, but – supposedly – European politicians’ real reactions to the proposed Turkish accession to the EU:

Even after 40 years of attempts to get closer, Brussels and Ankara are still strangers. That could be due to the fact that many correspondents don’t know Turkey and the Turks from first-hand experience. For many Germans, the image of Turkey is still dominated by their experience of Turkish immigrants, many of whom came from rural areas of Anatolia with limited education and a tendency to stick closely to their own cultural circles.

Even for those in Brussels who’ve actually been to Turkey, the image doesn’t improve much, often limited to the stereotype of gold-chained rip-off artist who preys on tourists in resort hotels.

Few know much about Turkey’s up-and-coming business elite, the new hipsters with money to burn, the students in Istanbul’s trendy neighborhoods or the successful businessman, who exports his products throughout the world.

Add to all that a hysterical fear of an emergent, “dangerous” Islam, and the picture loses any semblance of truth.

There are a lot of reasons to be concerned about possible Turkish membership, which is why the debates will be heated, but this sort of silly attitude is the most counter-productive it’s possible to take.

I mean yes, obviously Turkey has some major social problems (a friend of mine was robbed, stabbed and left for dead by a taxi driver when on holiday there), but shouldn’t the real fears be about the suddenly massively-extended border, which would be touching on a number of unstable, supposedly terrorist-supporting states? Shouldn’t we be worried about the state-sponsored torture and human rights abuses? Shouldn’t the real concern be the Turkish economy?

If we’re going to start attacking countries because of national stereotypes and the experiences we had on holiday, why the hell is mafia-dominated Italy part of the EU, zooming around on their scooters? Why have we allowed the militaristic Germans in with their tendency to put their towels on the best seats by the pool? What about the new states of Eastern Europe, packed full of wideboy cowboy builders in shell suits? What about Greece, riven with corruption, and where sweet, innocent English girls are raped every summer in their resorts? How about Britain, with her snobby, holier-than-thou attitude, rising teenage pregnancy levels, and soaring gun crime?

This sort of thing is bad enough when it comes from the Daily Mail, but if this kind ignorant petty-mindedness can’t be overcome, there will be little hope of sorting out the on-going social problems withing the EU, let alone those outside its borders. Turkey blatantly isn’t ready to join the EU yet, but for reasons of economics, human rights and security, not because Turkish people are a bit dodgy.

December 14, 2004
by Nosemonkey
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If you’ve done nothing wrong you’ve got nothing to fear

Can someone please explain to me how the Conservative party’s backing for ID cards can be tallied with their claims that they want to cut back on “nanny state” big government, save money, and their age-old ideology of promoting individual rights and responsibilities?

Can someone also please explain to me precisely how the Tories, who now back Labour’s two most divisive and unpopular policies in both the Iraq war and the intrusion of biometric ID, think that blindly following the government is the duty of an opposition party?

And finally, can anyone explain to me why they might be worth my vote?

More on this, perhaps, later.

Update: John at The England Project is keeping a tally of previously pro-Tory bloggers who will no longer support the party because of this policy. Are you one? Let him know.

Update 2: Howard’s bollocked it up good and proper with this one – even Conservative parliamentary candidates are pissed off.

Time to start thinking who next again, methinks…

December 13, 2004
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“A totalitarian foreign power which, with the help of Quislings in Westminster, intends to take over our country”

Superb stuff via Martin Stabe:

Pub landlord in EU flag row

With a heading like that, and armed with the perennial assumption that pubs are often home to rather more “traditionalist” (to put it nicely) views on national life, you’d probaby expect the landlord to be the one objecting to the flag. But no. Instead it is the landlord who is being fined – yes, fined – by Worthing Borough Council for flying the EU flag outside his premises.

The quote heading this post in fact comes from the chap who complained to the Council about the “foul emblem”, which apparently offends him when he has to walk past it. The same chap who had a letter published in a UKIP newsletter in February this year in which he claimed that “if we… surrender our constitution by adopting an EU version our children may have to fight a civil war to get back the constitution which is rightfully theirs”. He’s certainly got a flair for the melodramatic, if not a very strong grasp on reality. Just because he finds the idea of the EU offensive, does that mean no one else should be able to fly the flag? Personally I find the UKIP pretty offensive, but I’ll still defend their right to spout their nonsense.

But the silliness of the complaint is not the issue. Where are the Council coming from with their decision to fine the landlord, rather than tell the author of this bizarre complaint precisely where to go?

Well, a Council spokesman justifies the fine thusly: “The EU flag is not a national flag and thereby falls within the same category as any advertising-type flag. These require advertising consent from the council.”

So there we have it – the EU is not a state – OFFICIAL. Does this mean that every building in the land which flies the circle of stars should be fined, or will Worthing’s frankly bizarre (if, technically, perhaps correct) interpretation be swiftly overturned on appeal? Either way, methinks that the EU itself should probably have something to say on this – the precedent and implications could prove somewhat problematic if the decision is upheld.

There could also be implications for the forthcoming election campaign – if an EU flag is political advertising, and so the council should receive a payment, what about those posters for individual candidates which pop up outside houses across the land in the run up to a vote? Will individual homeowners have to fork out cash for the right to state their political opinions, or will it only take one person who disagrees with them to make a complaint for them to be fined, as has happened here?

Very, very silly at first glance, but worryingly so if you start thinking about it too much. The anti-EU lot will probably have a field day once they pick up on this… So, having helped highlight it – enjoy yourselves, guys.

December 11, 2004
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Ukraine, NATO and the EU

Eurosavant reckons that Ukrainian NATO membership is simply not on the cards, while Elmar Brok, chairman of the European Parliament�s foreign policy committee, has said explicitly that “Ukraine belongs to Europe… Over the last few years we have given the impression that we would never open negotiations with Ukraine. That�s sending the wrong signals about whose zone of influence we believe the Ukraine belongs.”

So, whither Ukraine? The foreign policy of the Ukraine is characterized by ambiguity. In some ways, Ukraine�s relations with NATO are the most advanced of any of the international organisations that it co-operates with, and a year ago Ukraine was pushing for both NATO and EU membership – even while the supposedly pro-Russian Kuchma was in charge (he later dropped the bid, having got concessions from Moscow).

But many Ukrainians have less and less confidence in NATO, and many of the reforms desired by NATO have been delayed. So, could it be the case that the Ukrainian leadership, including Yuschenko, are simply planning to use NATO and the EU to give itself added leverage when dealing with its more powerful Russian neighbour?

Is the whole East-West thing little more than for show, a cunning use of realpolitik? Or is Yuschenko’s apparent desire for closer relations with Europe thanks to a genuine feeling that it must be now or never, that there is a danger that “if Ukraine relies exclusively on Russia�s support, it may well become a part of Russia�s foreign policy project”?

The West has woken up to the problems of Ukraine and its region, and is beginning to feel that “to make NATO effective in counter-terrorist operations… in addition to new members that will strengthen us, we have got to have new relationships with the countries to the East of NATO that are singularly important for stability and security in Europe. Russia, and the Ukraine, and the states of the Caucuses in Central Asia.”

Actions speak louder than words – and we have yet to see any real action from Ukraine, no matter who is in charge. Will this change should Yushchenko be named president? During his term as prime minister between 1999 and 2001, Yushchenko also cultivated close economic ties with Russia – would a Yuschenko presidency actually be better for Russia?

One thing does seem certain – although the orange-covered protestors may well bring in a change of leadership, a new course for Ukraine will be shaped not by Ukraine’s leaders alone but by Ukraine’s external needs.

Ukrainian politicians – even before Yushchenko’s latest resurgence – have certainly delivered on the rhetoric, but can they deliver anything of real substance to keep the EU and NATO happy? Might a Yuschenko presidency be the first step, or will the need to keep in with Russia ensure that, once again, nothing changes?

December 11, 2004
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Some weekend reading

December 9, 2004
by Nosemonkey
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The problems of the EU debate

I’ve been having an interesting discussion with a chap called Ken in the comments section of my Euromyths post down the page. I’d be interested to hear some more opinions, as it’s certainly helped me clarify (as much as it can be) my thinking on some key problems which both sides of the argument face. I’ll reproduce a few of these thoughts here, slightly edited, in case anyone’s interested:

The basic point is that the silly details are distracting everyone from the truly important issues. Whether you are pro- or anti-EU, there’s still only a year to sort out your feelings towards the constitution and to convince others of the merits of your opinion.

Distortions from either side will simply ensure that the majority of the population don’t know enough to form a valid opinion. Not only would this reduce turnout, but it would also mean that the losing side will be able to continue to claim that the winning argument doesn’t have a clear mandate from the people. This would not be healthy for either side.

When I started this blog, the fact that I’ve accepted both sides of the argument I hoped would give me a good chance to straddle the debate and treat all sides equally. As it stands, the fact I’ve declared myself to be pro-Europe (even though I didn’t declare to what extent) means that anyone anti-EU seems automatically to take a slightly hostile stance, and anyone pro seems to think I’ll agree with everything they say.

I’ve been labelled left-wing by a bunch of sites, even though I’m more of a centrist. A few (who have only read individual posts in isolation) have called me a righ-winger. In my time I’ve been called both a socialist and a Tory. As it stands, I’m both opposed to some aspects of the EU, and very much in favour of other bits.

Sadly, however, terminology is all important in this sort of thing, and there is no consensus on what anything actually means. As I pointed out the other day, even “Eurosceptic” doesn’t mean what it says anymore. It’s all somewhat frustrating…

The left/right assumptions when it comes to Europe are very confusing. I mean, the EU is a trade organisation, aiming to promote capitalism – that should be right-wing. But it also promotes workers’ rights and such like, which is left-wing. In other words, it’s neither. Just another silly generalisation.

And as you say, it is our various governments which give powers away. Personally, I can’t understand why Westminster would want to do that. The Commons spent centuries building up the influence that it’s now got, and is trying to gain more power by messing with the Lords – why chuck it away? I genuinely don’t understand it, even though (for the most part) I think a lot of it was for the greater good. (The European Court of Human Rights being a prime example – even though we’ve opted out of various clauses to allow us to suspend habeas corpus – one of the fundamental rights which parliament was fighting for throughout the seventeenth century… As I say, I don’t understand it…)

The double standards also get me. New Euroblogger Lose the Delusion has a good post on it. I’d add the question – Why is it that the anti-EU lot in this country ever seem to stop and think WHY so many governments want to go ahead with this? The way they present it, the French (in particular) are trying to build up the EU as a super-state which will destroy British sovereignty. By this logic, it would also destroy French sovereignty. Even the briefest glances at French politics (going back to at least Louis VII) would demonstrate that this is not something the French are particularly predisposed to do, despite all the “cheese-eating surrender-monkey” nonsense.

The French have lived under imposed foreign domination within living memory – as have the Belgians, the Dutch, the Luxembourgians, the Poles, the Czechs, etc. etc. etc. It is not something they wish to repeat, and they have far better knowledge of the situation than anyone in the UK does. I can’t see any European country genuinely wanting a USA-style federal Europe, so that particular anti-EU argument simply never washed with me, even when I was full-on anti-EU.

What do you reckon? Am I just stupid for not getting this, or what?

Edit: Sorry, I’ve only just realised that the chap called Ken is the guy behind EURealist. Make your Blogger profiles public, people – you’ll get more linkage… He looks like a thoughtful chap, so I’ll try and add him to the blogroll tomorrow. Here’s his alternative take on the whole Euromyth business.