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May 16, 2006
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Legislative and Regulatory Reform Bill 2

Following my earlier highlights, check out Spyblog on the second day

“If you thought that yesterday’s debates on controversial Legislative and Regulatory Reform Bill were difficult to follow, then today’s list of Amendments is even more obscure.”What is clear is that since all the Government Amendments were ‘programmed’ or ‘guillotined’ to be dealt with yesterday, somehow, as if by magic, the one Government amendment which we saw as a partial concession, New Clause 26, which would have prevented the Human Rights Act 1998 from being amended or repealed , by Order, and which would partially have prevented the new legislation from being used to self-modify itself, has been dropped!”

Hello? Any proper journalists out there? You guys should be all over this.

Update: It’s passed. 259 votes to 213. It’s now up to the Lords and then a united front alliance of the Tories and Lib Dems in the Commons on the third reading. After that, a stroke of a ministerial pen is all that stands between us and dictatorship. Hyperbolic? No, not really.

May 16, 2006
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Legislative and Regulatory Reform Bill debate highlights

Late with this, but there was some top-notch attempted liveblogging of yesterday’s parliamentary debates over the Legislative and Regulatory Reform Bill over at the Save Parliament Blog – attempted, because the whole thing was typically impenetrable, and is continuing today.

A brief selection of some of the better points raised from the earliest stages of the debate, which came from MPs from all parties (at least, of the 40 or so who bothered to turn up). The whole thing is worth reading though:

John Redwood (Con): “Can he tell the House what kind of measures he will want to bring forward for repeal or amendment under these clauses, as his predecessor seemed to find it difficult to give us a list of examples?”David Howarth (Lib Dem): “new clause 19… subsection (3) would still allow the Government to remove by secondary legislation the right to jury trial. Jury trial might be considered to impose ‘a financial cost’ on employers or to be ‘an administrative inconvenience’ to a number of different bodies.”

David Heath (Lib Dem): “This is very early in the debate and in his ministerial career, but I urge him not to fall into the trap that his predecessor fell into when discussing the Bill, which is simply to assert that something will not happen or that he could not conceive of it happening or that it is not the Government’s intention for it to happen, rather than actually expressing in statutory form that it cannot happen…. although the Minister may be absolutely convinced that he has no intention of using the Bill for an inappropriate cause, a future Government may”

David Howarth (Lib Dem): “The problem all along with clause 3 is that it is drafted in subjective form�what matters is what the Minister considers to be necessary, and the Minister might consider the abolition of jury trial to be necessary to achieve a ministerial objective.”

Ken Clarke (Con): “Although the new clause is well-intended, its terms are still amazingly broad. Am I right in believing, looking at subsection (3), that these powers could be used to abolish a tax, to relieve an interest group or trade from a burden of taxation, or to abolish a crime, to make something lawful that was previously unlawful under the criminal law? Those may be very desirable things, but they are subject to more safeguards than consultation and Select Committees. They should be subject to parliamentary debate, before any such step is contemplated.”

Mark Fisher (Lab): “Does the Minister accept that a burden on one group in society may well be a freedom for another group? I do not understand how the interpretation of subsection (3) of the new clause would relate to, for instance, employment rights. From the point of view of the employer, which may be the state or a private company, employment rights are undoubtedly a burden on efficiency and productivity. According to my reading of the new clause, it would appear that employment rights could be removed by order of a Minister.”

Edward Garnier (Con): “The great thing about Report is that one can have these to-ing and fro-ing debates. That is important and I am grateful to the Minister for entering into the debate in that spirit. This point is most important. We are dealing with primary legislation that gives a Minister huge powers to make legislation. If the Minister is telling me that I, as a representative of my constituents, will have to rely on some as yet unformed Select Committee to exercise its judgment in a way that would be helpful to me and my constituents, that is extremely worrying. He must surely be able to understand that the making of criminal law should be dealt with here, right the way through every stage.”

As I say, read the rest

May 15, 2006
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A constitutional note to Tony Blair

The way the British system works is that the legislature makes the laws, and the judiciary then applies them. If, as head of the executive (and therefore the person responsible for ensuring that new laws that pass through the legislature are well-written and clear in intention) you fail in your duty of providing good laws, then blaming the judiciary for applying them in the way set out in the legislation you are responsible for having drawn-up is pathetic buck-passing.

In other words, Tony, if the Human Rights Act is flawed (which it arguably is), then it is not the judges’ fault – it is yours. And after nine years of successive bad laws having been orchestrated by you and your government, one might argue that rather than reforming the judiciary it is instead time to make changes to the executive which has given the judges so many bad laws to apply. Starting at the very top.

It is certainly not an indication that new laws are necessary, when it is in fact perfectly feasible – not to mention significantly faster and cheaper – merely to amend the laws which you cocked up when passing in the first place.

With such a basic lack of understanding of the British legal system you have to wonder just how our dear Prime Minister ever managed to qualify as a lawyer.

Update: Forgot to mention – the Legislative and Regulatory Reform Bill remains one of the very worst of all Blair’s bad laws – even after the supposed concessions. Its broad wording and lack of any real specificity, backed up as this is by government assurances that the bill will not be used in dangerous ways when passed (without incuding any such safeguards in the wording of the bill itself) are typical of Blairite legislation. Judges, when faced with such vague legislation, have no choice but to interpret it to the letter. So despite the assurances, the judiciary would have no choice but to back any minister who decided unilaterally to abolish elections or the right to trial as, thanks to the current vague wording of the bill, this would be entirely within the law.

May 14, 2006
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Blai’s bad legislation (again)

Tony Blair: “I’m crap at drawing up legislation – so what we need is even more legislation that I’ll draw up to counter the bad legislation I passed a few years ago!“Labour’s latest slogan: If in doubt, chuck more laws at it until it goes away.*

* Warning, though having been tested against terrorism, protestors, criminals, foreigners, and the entire population of Great Britain, tactic has yet to prove even slightly effective…

May 12, 2006
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ID scare stories

You’d have thought that now they’ve got the ID cards bill through parliament they’d shut up already with the nonsense scare-stories about identity theft. Either that or, if it’s currently so leniently punished as is being claimed, you’d think they might try the cheaper option of increasing fines and sentences before forking out several billion on a technological white elephant that won’t even solve the problem. Ho hum… (You might also ask how centralising all your eggs this information in one basket on one centralised database will make it more secure, but still…)Elsewhere, a government minister demonstrates, as if we needed any more proof, that using Star Trek as the basis for currently available crime-fighting technology is not a good way to formulate policy. They simply have no idea what is possible.

May 11, 2006
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Merkel on Europe

This deserves more than just a short post, but sadly I’m rather busy.

“Angela Merkel has said that Europe needs a new reason for its existence”

Merkel’s election always had the potential to be significant. Is this the first sign that she may actually be about to start shaking things up? From today’s speech to the German parliament it looks like it may well be:

“We absolutely need the constitution to ensure the European Union is effective and capable of action… We need to think about how we make the constitution a success. I want the constitution, the German government wants the constitution and I think a majority of this parliament wants it too… If it’s not tackled before, you can be sure that the German presidency will focus on this.”

May 11, 2006
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Europe runs on beer

Hardly a revelation, if you’ve ever been into a bar in Britain, Ireland, Belgium, Germany, Austria, etc. etc. etc., but it’s nice to have some figures at last.

“Europe�s beer brewing industry refreshes the EU economy to the tune of �57.5bn every year”

That’s apparently around 1.2% of all people employed in the EU who owe their jobs to booze – of which Germany has the highest share of brewery workers (20% of the total), followed by Britain (13%) and Poland (9%).

Beer is also responsible for �39 billion of European government’s tax income, and Europe is the largest Beer-producing region in the world – churning out 416 million hectolitres (whatever they are) of beer annually – 200 million more than the US or China, the next two highest. (Which sort of goes to show that those Communists can’t be all bad, eh? And Chinese beer beats the American stuff hands-down and all – give me a Tsingtao over a Budweiser any day.)

To put it into some kind of perspective, �57.5 billion is approximately France’s annual defence budget (no sniggering at the back – they haven’t surrendered in ages), about half the value of Turkey’s annual trade (again, shush, now – they’re doing better these days) and more than the annual government expenditure of both Poland and Finland (this is the point when I should give up with the comparisons, isn’t it?).

Either way, beer’s great and it’s good for the economy and stuff. Hurrah! It is now our solemn duty to drink more beer to help the economy and preserve all those jobs, so get down the pub sharpish – considering how hot it’s been today, mine’s a pint of IPA, ta.

(Don’t trust that EUpolitix report linked above, by the by, it appears to have been written by someone on work experience and all the facts are wrong. Instead check out the executive summary .pdf)

May 9, 2006
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So, about those libel laws…

Seeing someone arrive at this blog (at least, while Blogger was working) via Cafe Babel was rather nice, at first. It’s a decent site with regularly interesting content – nice to be noticed by them at last. Or so I thought.

As it is, in an article on the European blogosphere I find myself viciously libelled as “Eurosceptic” and “a declared anti-European”.

Then again, considering that according to the article I started this blog a year ago (try three – with continuous daily blogging for the last 20 months solid), and came 156th in the 2005 British Weblog Awards (try 12th in the UK section of the 2005 Weblog Awards), so maybe I shouldn’t take anything the article says too seriously. Especially as it states that “On average, about 40 people per entry vent their Euro-frustration on Margot Wallstrom’s blog” – the figure is nearer 100… (I’ll forgive them for thinking that my surname is Matthews, as everybody does – including the TLS, judging by my last piece in there.)

Still, is this seriously the level of research these things require? The only other blog, beyond me and Margot, to get a mention is the Brussels Journal – if you want good examples of EU-sceptic blogs what about EU Referendum, EurSoc or our man Worstall (who also has something to say about this)? All of them have been going longer than me, and are ACTUALLY EU-sceptic. And where’s the mention for A Fistful of Euros or European Tribune to balance it out a bit?

Admittedly, the Anglophone Euroblogosphere is heavily weighted towards frustrated Brits ranting about Brussels being bollocks, but what about the Frrancophone blogs, which did so much to raise the debate in the run-up to last year’s referendum? How about a mention for the likes of Netlex, Publius, Ceteris Paribus or Versac? And that’s before you even get started on blogs in languages I can’t read. This is especially bizarre as the article appears to have originally been written in German.

Note to Cafe Babel: if you want an article on EU blogs written by someone who knows what they’re talking about, I can offer relatively competitive rates. In the meantime, I may get in touch and ask for a retraction…

May 9, 2006
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Blair as bad as Thatcher

As an opinion poll shows Blair’s Labour party to be as unpopular as Thatcher’s Tories in late 1981 (following mass unemployment and tax rises during a recession, giving Thatcher personal approval ratings of just 23%, 11 points lower than even Blair’s currently stand), Gordon ups the ante, announcing that Blair will hold talks about a handover. Has Blair actually agreed to this, or is Brown using the same tactics that Charles Clarke tried, following the advice of Yes, Minister? In politics, if you announce something to the press, it becomes true…Where else but UK Polling Report for more? (Actually, Political Betting, now you come to mention it – and again on the bad news for Gordon from the poll.)

May 9, 2006
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Nothing nicer

Than early morning rumours of bombs on the Underground again… No idea yet if genuine, mind, so I’m probably just scaremongering here.

Update: Looking like just rumours. Can’t find any confirmation at all – probably people jumping to conclusions because (due to the wonderful efficiency of the London Underground) this morning the Metropolitan, Hammersmith & City, Circle, Northern and Jubilee lines all had major delays – a combination of broken signals and knackered trains, apparently…

You see, terrorists, this is the trouble with attacking the Underground – we’re so used to delays that unless we’re caught up in the middle of it we’ll just swear for a bit, get pissed off with our fellow commuters, and then find alternative routes.

May 8, 2006
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Blair and grammar

The importance of grammar, part 4,673: At today’s press conference (amid much guff), Tony Blair commented on the 7th July bombings:

“He said he knew of ‘nothing that would indicate [the security services] should have known or been able to prevent the attacks”‘”

Which, of course, strictly speaking means he knew of nothing that would indicate the security services should have been able to prevent the attacks. So if the security services don’t need the ability to protect us from terrorists, why the need for all this new, intrusive legislation, eh?

(And here the pedantry ends, for the time being – although I might ask why, if Jack Straw’s Foreign Office policies won’t change under Margaret Beckett, there was any need to remove him? Couldn’t she, as “a safe pair of hands” – despite the lack of evidence of this from her time at DEFRA – equally tackle Lords Reform, Straw’s supposed new task as Leader of the Commons?)