Nosemonkey's EUtopia

In search of a European identity

Nothing nicer

Than early morning rumours of bombs on the Underground again… No idea yet if genuine, mind, so I’m probably just scaremongering here.

Update: Looking like just rumours. Can’t find any confirmation at all – probably people jumping to conclusions because (due to the wonderful efficiency of the London Underground) this morning the Metropolitan, Hammersmith & City, Circle, Northern and Jubilee lines all had major delays – a combination of broken signals and knackered trains, apparently…

You see, terrorists, this is the trouble with attacking the Underground – we’re so used to delays that unless we’re caught up in the middle of it we’ll just swear for a bit, get pissed off with our fellow commuters, and then find alternative routes.

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