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In search of a European identity

July 12, 2006
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Labour in freefall?

Is the Labour project in total freefall? As it emerges that Lord Levy, the party’s chief fundraiser and chap in the ermine robe at the heart of the loans scandal, has been arrested, could we also have a new Hutton on our hands as the body of a former colleague of one of the “Natwest Three”, due to be extradited to the US thanks to a bad treaty constantly again defended by Blair, is discovered? And all this on the back of months of consistent reports of failures and dodgy dealings, from Tessa Jowell’s hubby (soon to appear before an Italian judge) to Prescott’s penis. What else can go wrong for them?

July 12, 2006
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Ukraine update – it’s chaos

For those who haven’t been keeping up, Ukraine’s Orange Revolution of November 2004 – optimistically and wildly inaccurately lauded at the time as a triumph of democracy over the forces of post-Soviet repression – has had rather a rocky time of it over the last year and a half. It was all so easy to see the scenes in Kiev all those months ago as a repeat of the fall of the Berlin Wall. But, as with so many popular uprisings throughout the former Soviet bloc in the last few years, once the images of jubilant protestors had left our screens, so the little progress that appeared to have been made seemed to evaporate.

Now it appears finally to have stuttered and died as the Revolution’s main opponent, Viktor Yanukovych (often described as “pro-Russian”, but that’s hardly accurate either), looks set to be made Prime Minister, the old Orange coalition of Viktor Yuschenko (grey-haired and haggard through poison) and Yulia Tymoshenko (glamorous and sexy, in a Swiss milkmaid kind of a way) has once again failed to overcome the massive egos and financial interests that always seem to have lain behind the political machinations of the country.

The events in Ukraine were never – really – about democracy, though many of the people donning their Orange gear may sincerely have believed and hoped that it was. They were all about the ongoing power struggles of a small political elite. Once the west’s eyes were once again averted, the internal squabbles once again rose to dominate in a country that, though it may be split right down the middle on political lines, is unlikely to see any real stability for a long time yet. Fifty years after Hungary made the first moves to shake off the Soviet system, its after-effects still dominate. Ukraine showed signs of hope, and there is still hope there – but it could all too easily go the route of Belarus and slide slowly towards dictatorship.

As ever, Neeka has the background/summary, and Foreign Notes all you need to get up to speed.

It’s well worth paying attention to, this one. After the spats over gas pipelines and elections, Ukraine could end up being the testing ground for the future evolution of the relationship between Russian and the EU. And as the EU gradually absorbs more and more former Soviet states into its sphere of influence, some kind of confrontation is long overdue – and instability on the eastern frontiers of Europe could spell disaster for those of us safely tucked away on the Atlantic fringe.

July 11, 2006
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ID

As the all-powerful ID card scheme faces possible delays, would you look at that? “News” emerges that “Organised fraudsters tried to steal more than half a billion pounds from the government’s tax credit system in 2005/06”. So as doubts about the desirability of a government scheme touted to tackle fraud begin to become widespread and public, the government releases alarmist figures to support the need for a government scheme to tackle fraud? Well blow me – you could knock me down with a particularly fragile feather…

July 11, 2006
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Home Office policymaking 101

1) Find out problem via leak to national newspaper
2) Issue denial
3) Have former Home Secretary who everyone hates slag the decision off
4) Face media storm
5) Wait a few months, then capitualte once everyone’s started looking the other way.

(Cf. tuition fees, top-up fees, on the spot fines, prison overcrowding, Blunkett leaving office, Clarke leaving office, ID cards, police force mergers, etc. etc. etc.)

Today’s colour-coded “Labour idiocy threat level” stands at Puce (middling to high idiocy), a slight decline from last week’s Prescott-inspired Vermillion and the weekend’s ID-card and Super Happy Fun Public Terror Threat Indicator prompted Burundy alerts.

July 7, 2006
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Obligatory one year on post

It is 9:20am on Friday 7th July 2006. At this time on Thursday 7th July 2005, I had been hunting around the interweb for quarter of an hour, trying to find out whether the bang that I’d heard tell of was anything sinister. It soon became clear that it was. Meanwhile, across London, Rachel, Holly, Steve, Mitch, Bumble Bee, Hamish, Weaselbitch, Yorkshire Lass, Andrew and countless others were having a rather worse time of it, stuck in the dark deep underground, many surrounded by scenes they’ll never be able to forget.

Make no mistake, being in a city during a major terrorist attack is not much fun.

BUT.

Though the response on the day from the emergency services and volunteers alike was hugely impressive, the last 12 months have not given much room for hope that anything has been learned. A public inquiry has repeatedly been ruled out, despite so many questions still left to be answered and so many reccomendations ignored. Those in charge of the Metropolitan Police have, throughout this time, done little other than repeatedly shooting an innocent man in the head, stirring up anger and resentment through raids based on little evidence, crushing political dissent near Parliament, making repeated public statements of their inability to prevent further attacks, and taken to pointlessly whacking huge numbers of officers in tube and mainline stations on random days (often Thursdays), ostensibly “to reassure”.

Today, central London is packed with police. Thousands of them infest the city in their luminous jackets, milling around aimlessly – and scaring the living hell out of everyone chugging in to work and trying to forget the events of last year. Do they have torches, first aid kits and breathing apparatus so they can dash below ground and help out at the first sign of a repeat performance? No. Are they searching everyone trying to get on the underground? No. Is their presence on the streets today anything other than a pointless, wasteful PR stunt? No.

Because how can the police and security services prevent further attacks when they still have no idea quite what caused the last lot? Nobody has any idea what made four Muslims with British passports become so filled with hate that they wanted to kill and maim indiscriminately. There may be no answer to the “why?” – but there’s surely a better one than the standard “they were eeeeeeeeeevil”.

So, while we sit back at midday for the two minutes’ silence and think about those people a year ago whose lives were ended or forever altered through the actions of a small group of maniacs; while we ponder what life must be like in Iraq, Israel, Afghanistan and the Sudan, where events like 7/7 come almost daily; while we think how grateful we are to have got through it – think also about how little we know about that day and the events leading up to it, and call for a public inquiry.

And then, once that’s done, let’s get on with our lives – the best possible way to stick two fingers up at the tiny minority of bigoted, faith-drunk totalitarians who want to change the way we live with bombs.

Update: A reminder.

July 6, 2006
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The state of the political interweb

Friend of Europhobia Alan Connor has done a nice summary of the state of the political interweb in the UK for the BBC’s The Daily Politics – along with lovely little video clips where his cheeky face crops up in all kinds of glamorous locations, from Speakers’ Corner to outer space (for some reason). For newcomers to blogland it’s a handy introduction (plus puts me in the linklog category, a handy reminder that I’ve been neglecting this place of late…)

July 6, 2006
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An apology

Had I gone to some press junket as I was supposed to, rather than head home to watch the France/Portugal game (fairly tedious), I would have been within easy assassination distance of Margaret Thatcher last night. I have failed in my duty.

(Even though I’m actually one of those annoying people who thinks Thatcher did more good than bad – but ssssshhhh! I’m supposed to be a bit of a lefty, apparently.)

I must also apologise for bringing you no news of the EU for a while. Nothing on the new Finnish presidency, nothing on the failure of the Common Fisheries Policy, nothing on the supposed revival (once again) of that damn constitution, nothing on populist Europe-wide anti-paedophile drives, because so much of it is simply incredibly boring.

Instead, have a brief summary of a few important EU developments from the last few days:

1) The EU has offered Russia a free trade deal – really designed to head off any more energy crises, but with the potential finally to bring Moscow back towards Europe where (if you’re a fan of the likes of Tolstoy, Dostoyevsky, Turgenev and their ilk) she belongs.

2) European Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso has slagged off Gordon Brown, hinting that with Brown as PM Britain would be further isolated within the EU (registration required for the Spectator’s site, but doesn’t seem to work all the time, so see the Telegraph for a summary).

3) As from today, MEPs are significantly more powerful and so the EU significantly more democratic, as the European Parliament gains the ability to revoke Commission decisions for the first time. (Please note, Danish eurosceptic MEP Jens-Peter Bonde, whose criticisms of this advance are quoted extensively in that EU Observer report, is the husband of the owner of, erm… the EU Observer.)

July 5, 2006
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Putin: astroturfing

As Russia’s lovely, cuddly Vladimir Putin throws his weight around on the international stage, the BBC has been offering the chance to pose questions for the corrupt, dictatorial ex-KGB nutter via its Have Your Say Forums.It must be said, judging by the “readers recommended” comments the Russians have learned a fair amount about astroturfing – whole teams of agents desperately signing up with BBC accounts to ensure only the most banal questions reach the top. Only one question about Chechnya and nothing whatsoever about his merciless destruction of political opponents – but plenty of moaning about visa requirements to visit Moscow to see the ballet… All the rest (mostly soft balls about corruption and racism) seem designed for a Blair-like “Ah, I’m glad you asked that” policy announcement.

July 4, 2006
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The Biometric Information Roadshow

Ever heard of that? Me neither, and – like the majority of UK political bloggers – I’m a geek about these things.

A google search turns up nothing, yet here’s a report from Morley Today, the website of the Morley Observer & Advertiser, a wee rag from up north as far as I can make out, which seems to suggest that the government is spending yet more of our money on a low-profile propaganda trek around the country. So low-key, in fact, that they’ve brought out the utterly anonymous Joan Ryan, MP for Enfield North and apparently the Under-Secretary of state for nationality, citizenship and immigration.

Ryan was apparently appointed, with little fanfare, on 6th May, and has an overwhelming number of really rather important responsibilities, including:

ID cards
the Forensic Science Service
refugee integration
E-borders
extradition and judicial cooperation
the Criminal Records Bureau
Home Office research and science
improving regulation
design and green issues

In other words, technically she’s in charge of ensuring all those nasty foreign criminals are deported, providing internet security for the entire country, using the latest forensic techniques to track down criminals and terrorists, helping immigrants become acclimatised to the British way of life, keeping track of everyone who’s committed a crime in this country, and every single research project in the Home Office (even though these were all put on hold last week for no apparent reason), as well as implementing the single most complex and expensive IT project in history with the ID cards scheme.

It’s quite a portfolio – has John Reid got anything left to do? And what about her supposed boss, Immigration Minister Liam Byrne – what does he get up to all day?

Still, Joan seems to be just the sort of Labourite they need to pimp this ID nonsense to the ignorant masses. Although she’s only spoken in six debates in the last year (595th out of 646 MPs) – and apparently only once in both 2003 and 2004 – she’s attended 93% of Commons votes (23rd out of 644 MPs). You’ll doubtless be unsurprised to learn that she was strongly in favour of all of the most controversial Blairite legislation, from the anti-terrorism nonsense through ID cards, foundation hospitals, student top-up fees and the Iraq war inclusive.

But still, what is this “Biometric Information Roadshow” and why is there so little information available about it? Well, after some digging, apparently it was launched in Manchester back in September, and offers some wonderful attractions:

“Members of the public will be able to have their irises and fingerprints recorded”

Yay! Sign me up! Where do we get our barcodes tattooed? Forehead, or back of the neck?

But still – if their aim is to improve recognition of the benefits, why so little promotion? Why such a no-mark MP fronting the thing? Are they beginning to doubt their little scheme, or is this a new approach, attempting to convert us all one at a time (and harvesting our biometric details in a fun and informative way as they go, naturally)?

How much effort would it have been to set up a page on the Home Office’s website for those of us unfortunate enough to have missed this lovely roadshow? How are ignorant refuseniks like me (not that it did me much good) going to come around to seeing the benefits of this massively expensive and unnecessary new instument of state control – sorry, valuable tool for tackling fraud, terrorism and organised crime – if there’s no readily-accessible information about it? Why do I have to rely on stumbling across a link to a story in a local newspaper from a town which I couldn’t point to on a map to find out about a government information initiative about an important topic that will affect us all?

July 3, 2006
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Busy weekend…

As if by magic, as England get booted out of the World Cup and the country basks in a heatwave, all sorts of New Labour unpleasantness has bubbled to the surface once more, the stench cunningly hidden by the reek of booze-addled mourners. (Note to Blair: Beckham resigned as Captain in a timely manner in order to enable his successor plenty of time to settle into the job before the next major tournament… Hint hint…)

So, this weekend has seen rumours of another 1,000 troops being sent to Afghanistan, where “we face defeat” – just the most prominent of a vast array of stories which would tend to suggest (as if we didn’t know already) that the government is staggering around grasping for a purpose like a Blunkett without his dog.

So, why has the Home Office suspended all research projects? Dsquared was on the case, ready to trawl through the dross with an army of volunteers, but “Research Thursday” was cancelled without fanfare or prior warning.

“A spokesman said: ‘There’s a pause while we reaffirm what the department’s main objectives are. Research has got to feed into policy and we want to do research into high-priority areas.'”

These high priority areas are, it would appear, likely to include finding ways of removing protection from government whistleblowers, providing further justification for again rejecting calls for a proper inquiry into the 7/7 attacks, changing public perceptions that Blair has failed on crime (note to the Home Office – it’s easier to be “tough on the causes of crime” if you, erm, actually do some research into what those causese might be), changing businesses’ perception that the government will always sacrifice their interests to those of the United States, finding ways to overturn the centuries-old right to trial, getting over yet another defeat in the Labour heartland, hiding the ridiculousness of the utterly barmy (yet strangely sinister) protest exclusion zone, finding excuses for deportation tactics so harsh that even former Home Secretary Jack Straw thinks they’re a bit off, and coming up with yet more excuses for holding any and all of us for 90 days without trial, courtesy of Gordon Brown.

Expect more anti-terror nonsense throughout this week in the run-up to the anniversary of the 7th July attacks on Friday, as Gordon tries to show us how tough he is and the rest of the government continue to try and make excuses for the utter lack of any progress in protecting us from swivel-eyed maniacs with bombs.

What, you don’t seriously think you’re any safer now than you were this time last year, do you? Of course you aren’t. It is still just as easy to smuggle a load of bombs onto the underground, a bridge, a bus, a train etc. etc. etc. as it was on the 7th or 21st July 2005.

Because no matter how many draconian, high-profile measures they put in place supposedly to prevent another attack, no matter how many armed police they put on the streets, no matter how many people they lock up just in case, preventing another attack is impossible. Just look at Israel.

June 26, 2006
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Cameron, constitutionalism and confusion

Tories pledge ‘cheap, meaningless stunt’, otherwise known as David Cameron continuing to ride the civil liberties bandwaggon with the promise of a “US-style” Bill of Rights for the UK in place of the Human Rights Act.

There are a fair few problems with this plan – aside from the fact that Britain already has a Bill of Rights (even though the 1689 version has been amended countless times, promised Protestants the right to bear arms and banned Catholics from all sorts of stuff, hardly making it the bastion of toleration and liberty its fans would have us believe).

The major one, however, is that the reason the US Bill of Rights has actually guaranteed certain freedoms for our American cousins is that it was merged with the near-sacred US Constitution as the first ten amendments. To amend the Constitution is a major, major thing; even amending an amendment can cause some serious kerfuffle – witness National Rifle Association’s vehement defence of the Second Amendment’s “right to bear arms”.

The UK has no equivalent to the US Constitution. No piece of British legislation is sacrosanct in the same way, because the single fundamental of the British constitutional system (logically, as well as through legal convention) is that no parliament can bind another.

Without a US-style constitution – with so many checks and protections surrounding it that any amendments are incredibly hard to pass – any British Bill of Rights would, once passed into law, have no more chance of surviving and guaranteeing our rights than any other piece of paper passed by both Houses and rubber-stamped by Her Majesty. Remember the Human Rights Act, the failure of which has prompted this little PR exercise? Passed in 1998 and already both main parties are lined up in opposition to it, ensuring it will soon die a death. The same could (and probably would) happen to Cameron’s proposed Bill of Rights as soon as it got in the way.

In other words, without a fundamental overhaul of the entire British constitution, there is no way that anything can be legally guaranteed for more than the lifetime of a single parliament. Even then, there can be no legal bind on any politician to stick to a particular policy position, so all we would have to go on is their word…

In other words, Cameron’s “Bill of Rights” idea is meaningless window-dressing. All he actually needs to do is amend the Human Rights Act – a process which would take far less time and cost far less money than the lengthy consultations and parliamentary debates the passing of an entirely new Act of Parliament would necessitate. (A process, in fact, that would take little more than an afternoon, should Labour manage to pass the Legislative and Regulatory Reform Bill…)

Does Cameron genuinely believe in the whole civil liberties thing? Yep, I think he probably does – as long as he remains in opposition, at any rate. Is he approaching the problem in the right way? Not so far. Bells, whistles and shiny baubles are all very well and good, but no matter how pretty your ideas may look and sound, they have to actually WORK.

Sadly, however, Cameron is not yet in a position to propose the one route that would allow the UK to come closer than it ever has to giving its citizens inviolable rights (something no British subject has ever really had) – because that route is via binding international treaties, and most easily achievable through the European Union, adding an EU layer on top of the Council of Europe’s European Convention on Human Rights. But, aside from the generally anti-EU stance of most Conservatives, the likelihood of Cameron being able to achieve anything in Europe if he continues with his apparent plan to move Tory MEPs out of the European Parliament’s largest grouping is minimal to say the least. Still, perhaps he has a plan there too (.pdf).

What IS Cameron’s game? He’s been knocking around long enough now that I should have a definite take on the guy, but I simply can’t work him out.

June 23, 2006
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Tony Blair – mediaeval madman?

You have to get 43 paragraphs into his speech on anti-social behaviour (“ASB”, apparently) before you get to what he’s really getting at.

Unfortunately, most journalists seem only to have made it to paragraph 38, where he mentions (among many other reasons, all to do with the shifting nature of social relations and structure during the last century – although most of them actually started with the dawn of the industrial age) “mass migration”.

Some sections of the press, skimming through, seem to think this means he’s blaming crime on immigration in yet another attempt to pander to the tabloids. He’s not. At least, not really.

Blaming crime on newcomers and darkies may be populist for some sections of society, and may provoke others into blind rage, but the real worry is Blair’s categorical statement that he supports “summary justice” – also known as “arbitrary justice”, more properly described as “punishment based on accusation, not evidence”:

“Because we care, rightly, about people’s civil liberties, we have, traditionally, set our face against summary powers; against changing the burden of proof in fighting crime; against curbing any of the procedures and rights used by defence lawyers; against sending people back to potentially dangerous countries; against any abrogation of the normal, full legal process.”But here’s the rub. Without summary powers to attack ASB – ASBO’s, FPN’s, dispersal and closure orders on crack houses, seizing drug dealers assets – it won’t be beaten.

“That’s reality. And the proof is that until we started to introduce this legislation, it wasn’t beaten”

That’s right, folks – “anti-social behaviour” has been “beaten”. He continues:

“Without the ability to force suspected organised criminals to open up their bank accounts, disclose transactions, prove they came by their assets lawfully, you can forget hitting organised crime hard. It won’t happen.”

Yep – sod evidence, sod the rule of law. Sod legal rights that have been established for centuries and survived riot, rebellion and revolt in tact.

The really odd thing, however, is that near the start of his lengthy speech (though soon countered with statistics suggesting a severe decline in law and order since the 1950s), Blair insists that crime has gone down since 1997 and seems to acknowledge that public fear of crime has risen disproportionately to the overall crime rate. In other words, that the problem is all perception, not reality. He argues first that there is no crisis, then uses the same non-existent crisis to propose fundamental changes in the way this country works.

He again repeats ’97’s mantra “Tough on Crime, tough on the causes of crime”, yet dismisses all explanations of causes – from the “criminals are evil” brigade on one extreme to the “crime is caused by poverty and desperation” lot on the other.

In fact, Blair seems to have no idea what causes crime whatsoever. Which is fair enough, in many ways, as it’s bloody complex. You’d be an idiot if you thought you could explain the thing. Which means you’d also an idiot to try and tackle its causes if you have no idea what those causes are.

So it’s only appropriate that the causes of crime get not a single look-in during Blair’s speech. No appeals to improved education, to fostering community relations (no mention of the Respect Agenda either – remember that?), to providing opportunities that may give alternatives to crime.

Instead, he focuses exclusively on how best to ensure criminals (both proven and suspected) are punished. And this is punishment as deterrant, not punishment as rehabilitation.

In other words, having again used the line about “fighting 21st century problems with 19thcentury solutions”, Blair is proposing a return to pre-19th century solutions, where punishments were vastly disproportionate to the offence.

Blair’s vision of justice is a medieval one – inflict so much harsh retribution on people who you think have failed to abide by the law that all live in terror of the power of the state, and only the most desperate or depraved resort to crime – only to be met by a system of justice that allows little or nothing in the way of defence (hence his mention of “curbing… the procedures and rights used by defence lawyers”). The summary justice apparently approved of by Blair is little better than branding, trial by combat, or throwing suspected witches into a river.

Ah, but how silly of me:

“Each time someone is the victim of ASB, of drug related crime; each time an illegal immigrant enters the country or a perpetrator of organised fraud or crime walks free, someone else’s liberties are contravened, often directly, sometimes as part of wider society… if they [suspected terrorists] aren’t deported and conduct acts of terrorism, their victims’ rights have been violated by the failure to deport.”

Of course – the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few… (A twisted utilitarianism, Tony? I thought you’d already rejected the 19th century’s contributions to the way we look at the world?)

But then comes the admission – hidden way down in the middle of the speech – of what the real thinking is here:

“even if they [suspected terrorists] don’t commit such an act or they don’t succeed in doing so, the time, energy, effort, resource in monitoring them puts a myriad of other essential task at risk and therefore the rights of the wider society.”

In other words, to save time and – especially – money, it’s better to punish the innocent.

With such brilliantly logical thinking, why not just shoot everyone in the head at birth? That’d prevent them from committing any crimes and save a lot of time, energy, effort and resources and all…