Nosemonkey's EUtopia

In search of a European identity

Home Office policymaking 101

1) Find out problem via leak to national newspaper
2) Issue denial
3) Have former Home Secretary who everyone hates slag the decision off
4) Face media storm
5) Wait a few months, then capitualte once everyone’s started looking the other way.

(Cf. tuition fees, top-up fees, on the spot fines, prison overcrowding, Blunkett leaving office, Clarke leaving office, ID cards, police force mergers, etc. etc. etc.)

Today’s colour-coded “Labour idiocy threat level” stands at Puce (middling to high idiocy), a slight decline from last week’s Prescott-inspired Vermillion and the weekend’s ID-card and Super Happy Fun Public Terror Threat Indicator prompted Burundy alerts.

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