This blog is fucked. Its template is crammed full of shit. It doesn’t work consistently across all browsers for no apparent reason, and it has now got to the stage where I am utterly pissed off with it. As of … Continue reading →

If you’re pondering what question to ask dear Tony tonight, Manic has a good un, or check old Justin’s analysis of yesterday’s speech for inspiration – or the Curious Hamster’s, for that matter.

Then why not call Tony Blair a fuckbollocking cuntknocker and threaten him with physical violence on the supposedly “live” web chat he’s apparently doing tonight? Please note, should you submit your question for pre-approval (hardly “live”, is it, Tony?) you … Continue reading →

EU lifts British beef ban. Hang on, it was still banned? You learn something new every day…

More proof, as if any were needed, that Charles Clarke is a fucking tool: “The Prime Minister was elected earlier this year in a very strong election result. He said he would go before the end of this Parliament – … Continue reading →

Got something to get off your chest? Why not take advantage of our new little wotsit at The Sharpener? Whether you’re a blogger or not, rant away about something or other, and we’ll whack it up for all to see … Continue reading →

Today the buggers are voting on those stupid data retention proposals Blair and co have come up with (For background: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, or via EUpolitix.com or DataRetentionIsNoSolution.com). As this interview with Jean-Marie Cavada, the chair of … Continue reading →

Fucking FINALLY. Template sorted after hours of fiddling around with HT-pissing-ML so this blog’s now readable again in Internet sodding Explorer. Lessons learned? A single misplaced triangular bracket can bugger up the entire sodding thing. Oh, and I hate computers. … Continue reading →

Headline of the day: “Sarkozy pushes for six nation EU ‘hardcore’”. He he he! It’s funny because “hardcore” is a term most commonly used to describe the more explicit kinds of pornography, and this therefore sounds like Sarkozy is trying … Continue reading →

David Blunkett: “I’m too cunting important to bother myself with answering questions which may reflect on the way I carry out my job – piss off.” (slightly paraphrased)

Lords to decide on allowing evidence extracted by torture. i.e. Lords to consider whether the following (heavily sanitised) exchange makes for reliable evidence: A: “Are you planning acts of terrorism?” B: “No – I’m Brazillian, and trying to get to … Continue reading →

No link yet, but European Data Protection Supervisor Peter Hustinx is expected today to slag off Blair and co’s stupid data retention proposals as they “will have a direct impact on the protection of privacy, as laid down in Article … Continue reading →

Britblog roundup 32 is up. In other news, I’ve finally got around to updating this site’s archives. Very exciting, I know. I’ve also had another fiddle with the template, as you’ve probably noticed from the re-sized logo and stuff. Better? … Continue reading →

Perfect – “Authority was given to the police in 2001 to take and retain DNA samples from everyone they arrest in connection with a �serious recordable offence�. Everyone; whether subsequently released, charged, convicted or acquitted. Prior to this change in … Continue reading →