Nosemonkey's EUtopia

In search of a European identity

July 27, 2006
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Rachel’s luck…

Rachel’s had more bad luck, seemingly losing or having her passport stolen at the 7th July memorial service (which she attended, if you’re coming in late, due to being only a few feet away from the King’s Cross bomb) – which she’s only just discovered, meaning she’s likely to miss her long-planned, long-overdue holiday.Justin’s had an idea, Mat’s provided a template (though better to come up with your own as identially-worded letters/emails are instantly ignored) – email Home Secretary John Reid, who has met Rachel and is in charge of passports, and ask him to abuse his position to allow her to go overseas. Try Write to Them or email homesecretary.submissions@homeoffice.gsi.gov.uk

No, this isn’t likely to happen – Rachel isn’t, after all, John Reid’s mistress’ nanny and Reid can hardly be seen to be fiddling the system (for what would be seen as little more than an attempt to generate positive PR) so soon after slagging his department off for being rubbish. Still, no harm in trying, eh?

July 26, 2006
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Is Poland going potty?

OK, so they’ve got a set of identical twins running the country – unusual, but not necessarily mad – yet they do seem to be ushering in some potentially worrying electoral changes and acting somewhat vindictively towards political opponents.

Now Poland – the largest and likely most important of the new EU member states who joined two years ago – appears to be shifting away from Brussels. This despite the Prime Ministerial Kaczynski twin’s vaguely pro-EU tone on his coming to office a few days ago. Now, however, the twins have launched a purge of pro-EU officials, apparently being pitched as an attempt to clamp down on communists. (And no, my anti-EU friends, this is not an excuse for you to churn out the usual tedious “EUSSR” rubbish and claims that the EU is a communist plot in the comments.)

Is this part of the rightwards shift (NYT reg req.) in the country, as seen in the rise of the skinheads in anti-Gay riots and racially-motivated attacks both in Poland and in Germany during the World Cup? Is there something even more sinister at work in this country with a history of, shall we say, “strong leaders”? Or is it merely a childishly petulant toys out of pram moment prompted by those potato jibes from Germany?

Of course the question is, if this right-wing sibling pair move away from Brussels and simultanously start persecuting former communists, where are they going to look for allies? I can hardly imagine Russia’s ex-KGB President being too pleased at teaming up with a country trying to remove his former secret police colleagues from positions of influence.

But then again, I’ll freely admit to knowing next to nothing about Poland. Some blogs that may help include that of the Economist’s Edward Lucas, p3, The Beatroot (currently on holiday), Our Man in Gdansk, and Polish Police and Administrative Corruption. Any others you know of, let me know. Something odd’s certainly happening over there, and it will have serious implications for the rest of the EU if Poland goes mental…

July 25, 2006
by Nosemonkey
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A meme

I’ve been tagged to list my five favourite “social media” sites. These are, apparently, “the online tools and platforms that people use to share opinions, insights, experiences, and perspectives with each other. Social media can take many different forms, including text, images, audio, and video.” As such, and largely because of that New Media Awards thing I went to last night meaning I’ve been vaguely pondering the merits of the web and such, I’ll go for the following:

Ain’t it cool: not that I visit much (if ever) these days, but this was the first site – really a grandiose blog before the term was even invented – on which I actually bothered interacting with other interweb types, back in the heady days of 1997 when I first dipped my toes into the online waters. At the time one of the few sites where you could get decent info about upcoming films (even the indispensible IMDB was rather shaky back then), it made my task as a budding film journo a hell of a lot easier, and the film geeks in the talkbacks and chatroom were, back then at least, surprisingly entertaining, intelligent and civil. It was also the first website to have the joy of some of my writing published on it, if I recall correctly. I used a different pseuonym then and it all went downhill after about 1999, mind. (Update: Just remembered – they were also sweet enough to review my first book, largely positively, so I ought to be nice…)

b3ta: How can I not? That’s where the “Nosemonkey” pseudonym originted, it’s where I taught myself photoshop, and it’s what kept me sane during long hours of tedium before I took up blogging. I’d been lurking for about a year and a half before I joined – which was apparently 2 years, 10 months ago today. Haven’t been on in aaaages though – no photoshop any more, the talkboard took too much time, and you can see all the best images ripped off without credit in the Daily Mail these days.

Blogger: Simply because it was one of the first free blogging tools (and the only one I’d heard of when I first tried blogging back in around 2000, hence still using it now). It’s a bit crap, but it’s easy, and it got me quoted in the papers and some free booze and a small amount of money and stuff, so I suppose I ought to be grateful despite the lack of automatic topic archiving and daily frustration of dodgy HTML… It’s a love/hate thing.

Wikipedia: Again, simply can’t be ignored. Yes, a lot of its articles are still riddled with errors, but it’s still just about reliable enough to save a hell of a lot of time running to the library for some quick research. Supposedly it should simply keep on getting better through self-correction and constant expansion – though when it’s already got articles on this lot I begin to wonder if they haven’t already covered everything there is to know…

Erm… That’s it, I think. I’m meant to do five though, so I’ll say mininova – only recently discovered BitTorrent site which is very useful for… erm… sharing files and TV shows and suchlike entirely legally… Honest…

I’ll tag Justin, Chris, Chris, Jonn and Alex, because they’re all more geeky than me and may come up with some more obscure ones than those on offer in my defiantly mainstream (aka unimaginitive) selection…

July 25, 2006
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New Statesman piss-up report

(Although I think that should technically read “New Statesman New Media Awards report”, but that contains rather too many “New”s, especially as neither the magazine nor the awards really are.)

Anyway, as Guido’s still hungover, Paul got lost, Katie vanished, Tim missed his train, Recess Monkey seemed too busy with his ethics advisor (yes, really), Alan is no doubt busy with “work”, and Jonn hasn’t got anything up yet, it’s doubtless time for me to add my tuppence worth to that of Clive – who has proved that these northerners are better drinkers by already having something up despite having missed his train back to the sticks.

Other than the bloggers, who won lots of free booze but very little else, MySociety deservedly done good, with awards for Contribution to Civil Society for Write to Them and Advocacy for Pledgebank, other awards going to OpenDemocracy (Independent Information), Derek Wyatt MP (Elected Representative), BBC Backstage (Innovation), Love Lewisham (Modernising Government), The Commission for Social Care Inspection (Accessibility), and Sonic Postcards (Education). Nope, I hadn’t heard of most of them either.

Still, “blogging” minister David Miliband was on hand to dole out the pieces of plastic (insert ID cards joke here), and was actually rather impressive. Kept up the standard “make a joke to get the audience onside” thing for a good five minutes before moving on to the tedious stuff, and gave me a good idea of why he’s being talked of as future leadership material. Despite me despising a large chunk of what he stands for, he managed to seem likeable. (The fact that he quoted extensively from Devil’s Kitchen‘s insults to him – “That David Miliband has lost his fucking mind… batshit mad” – as an example of the kind of nutters he’s had to put up with since starting his blog almost got me wanting to buy the man a pint…)

Gossip-wise, there was surprisingly little that’s juicy – although I was present for the historic meeting of Guido and Georgina “Why do they all hate me?” Henry, I’ll leave it to the bearded one to give his version of events, as his account will doubtless be far more amusing (if also significantly less accurate…)

As can no doubt be gathered from the utter tedium of this post, I’m still feeling a bit delicate. Good amounts of alcohol and very few nibbles combined with the heat of an awards ceremony conducted in what appeared to be a giant condom outside the Serpentine Gallery has caused a level of dehydration that will doubtless soon be patented by some Californian plastic surgeon as a revolutionary new weight-loss technique. If I remember anything worthwhile, I shall update.

Update: Oh yes, and Peter Tatchell needs Google-juice. He’s got a new campaign starting up revolving around former workers at the British Embassy in Baghdad who, despite having received death threats from “insurgents” for “collaborating” have been refused asylum in the UK. Sounds like a worthwhile one to me – though there’s less than no info out there. (And yes, I did try and convince him to start a proper blog, rather than merely list his recent articles and hope that the occasional piece for Comment is Free will attract notice…)

July 21, 2006
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Governmental consistency

Yesterday Home Secretary John Reid announced an end to lenient punishments for people who are caught red-handed and own up to being guilty of breaking the law.

Today, John Prescott excapes punishment for being caught red-handed in breaching the ministerial code because he owned up to it.

Erm…

July 20, 2006
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Simon Carr

Via Tim and Justin, a welcome new addition to UK online political comment, with the Independent’s Simon Carr launching a blog-style parliamentary sketch site. Very promising thus far, though sadly no comment facility as of yet…

July 20, 2006
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Annoyed at EU legislation? It’s our own fault

I’ve long been convinced that a sizable amount of the anger generated by EU legislation is due more to the British government’s own implementation than the legislation itself. In the UK, we always seem to implement directives and other Brussels-generated laws far more stringently than our continental cousins, following things to the letter rather than taking a more flexible approach.

Now, however, we would appear to moving towards some measure of proof, thanks to initial findings from an under-reported Treasury consultation by Lord Davidson, which has found that

“Government teams responsible for applying European Union laws are often under-engaged, poorly resourced and prone to making mistakes because they are in a hurry”

More information can be found at the Cabinet Office’s site, including a bunch of .pdf summary findings so far.

In his introduction, Lord Davidson notes that

“creating obligations additional to the EU minimum requirements – where it cannot be demonstrated that the benefits exceed the costs – can hamper UK productivity, innovation and competitiveness”

And therein lies part of the problem in terms of public perception of the EU. If a law is brought in “because the EU told us to”, the assumption is generally that the law is also brought in “in the manner the EU told us to” – and therefore if and when said law starts causing problems, it is the EU that gets the blame.

Though Davidson’s findings have not yet been finalised, it would appear that evidence is building to support my suspicions that in a large number of cases it is actually the incompetence of the UK government’s implementation of those laws rather than necessarily the laws themselves which are causing the problems.

After all, other EU member states never seem to have quite the same problems that the UK does when it comes to EU legislation, and always seem to manage to find loopholes – why can’t we? (New Foreign Secretary Margaret Beckett’s piss-poor attempts to ensure British farmers receive their EU subsidies in a timely manner while she was at DEFRA being a prime example of the UK being utterly rubbish at working with EU systems when every other member state copes fine.)

Of course, a lot of the problem is thanks to there still – more than three decades after having joined what is now the European Union – no real system in place in Westminster to scrutinise EU legislation. The closest we’ve got is the Commons’ European Scrutiny Select Committee and Lords’ European Union Select Committee – neither of which have the manpower or resources to keep tabs on everything.

As such, it is very easy, as Davidson’s report notes, for departments to implement legislation badly or excessively – it is, after all, easier to simply rubber-stamp than to analyse, and quite simple to attach additional demands for governmental purposes and then blame it on Brussels:

“Over-implementation of European legislation may arise in a number of ways, including: extending the scope of European legislation; bringing EU-derived obligations into force earlier than required; failing to streamline the overlap between existing legislation in force in the UK and new EU-sources legislation; or uncertainty created by lack of clarity about the objectives or status of regulations and guidance.”

Of course, what we really want to know, when Davidson publishes his final report at the end of the year, is to what extent this is due to incompetence, to what extent deliberate deception on the part of the government. Because blaming Brussels is a very easy cop out, and has been an extremely handy excuse for government after government ever since we joined.

Were our government forced finally to make a real effort when it comes to EU legislation, it’s just possible that we might end up with fewer scare stories about EU bureaucrats banning things left, right and centre or imposing burdensome new rules on our businesses. At a push, people may even start to be able to see benefits from EU legislation which has, seemingly thanks to our own government’s inability to do its job properly, to date been seen as largely negative.

July 19, 2006
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The dangers of blogging, part 549

Petite Anglaise has been sacked for writing her award-winning blog (or “gross misconduct”, as they called it) – and has launched a test case before an employment tribunal claiming compensation of two years’ salary. The Telegraph has more, as does (of all places) The Gulf Times.

It has to be said, I can’t see her winning this one – you write a blog at work, using work computers, in breach of company policy (as I am doing now, in fact), you can hardly complain when they throw the book at you, surely? Yes, it may be an over-reaction to a fairly harmless bit of spare-time musing, but – as bloggers are wont to say all the time when it comes to their comments boxes – their gaff, their rules. It may be a bit nasty of them, they perhaps could have reached a compromise, but it’s hardly cause for compensation, surely? Or am I missing something here?

(I, meanwhile – and without wanting to brag – have recently been offered a pay rise and a decent amount of additional responsibility at work, largely thanks to the blogging. This, in turn, has ensured that I’ve got rather less time for the blogging of late. Life works weirdly – and these things seem to be the luck of the draw.)

Very important note: This is not to say that I don’t have a lot of sympathy and think PA’s former employers are probably a bunch of shits, in case this sounds overly insensitive and leads to a bunch of her many loyal fans assuming I’m trying to flame the poor girl. I’m just not a fan of compensation culture – especially people trying to get compensation when it is they who have done something wrong. I’m also not a fan of people being sacked, but that’s life. These things happen.

Update: More from Petite at Comment is Free, including more detail over the sacking. The lack of warning could, possibly, give her some ground for complaint – although she does note that “a clause about ‘loyaut�’ is included in most French employment contracts”. An odd one…

July 17, 2006
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Ukraine update

Following last Wednesday’s worrying Ukraine update, more rather concerning analysis from Scott at Foreign Notes:

“in a country where there is no rule of law, and Kushnaryov’s statement that they would install Yanukovych as PM no matter what the president did is just more evidence of this, it matters who controls the buildings. If you control the right buildings you control the bureaucracy, the documents and the stamps. That is the key to power here… To get anything done you have to have them and that often means paying a “fee” to get them. So the coffers begin to fill up again as your cronies are entrenched in centers of power. Just like it used to be. Power means more money and more money means more power…”And no court order and no presidential order, nothing short of a revolution, will dislodge these people from their positions of power, that is, from the buildings… That is what it took last time, but the people have no stomach for it again, I’m afraid…So I don’t know which is worse, new elections or letting the goons back in the door. Between two bad ideas, which one?”

Meanwhile, Orange Ukraine notes despairingly that

“Even assuming there were a chance of bringing back the Orange coalition, neither new elections nor protests will help.”

All is very far from well in Ukraine – yet the English language press seems utterly unconcerned at this crisis on the EU’s borders.

July 17, 2006
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Blair, Brown, Cameron and the future of British international relations

One of the perennial problems for an aspiring UK Prime Minister is the need to juggle domestic popularity with workable international relationships – especially with our EU partners. Because if you’re seen to suck up too much to the French and Germans, the rantings of the eurosceptic press combined with a public all too willing to believe that the EU is the root of all evil will swiftly ensure a massive drop in domestic popularity. (Sucking up to the US, meanwhile, seems fine.)

Over the last few years Gordon Brown has done a fairly decent job of giving the impression that he thinks the EU is a bit of a disaster. Be it his famous “Five Economic Tests” over joining the Euro (so famous that no one can ever remember what they are), which promise to keep the UK out of the Eurozone for the forseeable future, or occasional rants about how other EU countries should follow his wonderful example when dealing with all things fiscal, his slagging off of the EU and other EU countries seems to have been calculated to create a domestic image of a sensible, rationally sceptical figure, unwilling to leap headlong into the tepid waters of further EU integration without having tested them first.

In contrast to Blair’s disastrous management of his relationship with the EU – where domestically the Prime Minister looks like a rabid Europhile, willing to give away the rebate and God knows what else, yet our EU partners see him as one of the biggest obstacles to any settlement – Brown has relitively successfully cultivated an image of euroreticence in an attempt to avoid being attacked for europhilia. This has, of course, ensured that our continental partners are not particular fans of the Chancellor – they admire his abilities, but find him personally a difficult man to work with.

With Bush not able to remain in the Oval Office for more than another couple of years, Britain’s relationship with the US could well dramatically change by the next General Election. No one has any way of being able to suck up to the future President before November 2008, and will not be able to risk alienating any of the candidates just in case. As such, the one constant in our international relations over the next few years will be the EU – so any future Prime Minister would be a fool not to try and forge their own personal alliances.

David Cameron’s plans are still being formulated, but show some promise – Gordon, as of yet, appears to have no foreign policy objectives at all. This may sound like a blessed relief after the best part of a decade with Prime Minister who seems to care more about what people overseas think than those of us who are his electorate, launching wars and jetting off all over the world on expensive jollies like there’s no tomorrow, but it’s hardly feasible for Prime Minister to ignore international relations to the extent Brown seems to have done. Yes, he’s fairly well up on British trading relations and the economy – but without the personal relationships with other heads of state he’ll never be able to get anything done.

Say what you like about Blair – through a combination of arrogant self-belief and sucking up to the US he’s managed to build himself an international reputation that puts him on the level only of Thatcher and Churchill in terms of Prime Ministerial profiles. Whether it’s Brown, Cameron or some wild card who follows him in to Number 10 as PM, they’re going to have a tough time maintaining the insanely prominent position Blair has occupied on the world stage during his time in office.

So is it a sign of imminent movement on the Labour leadership front that Gordon has dispatched his most loyal minion to Brussels to start buttering up the bureaucrats? While Gordon’s been starting to stick his oar in to issues of terrorism and civil liberties on the domestic front, this is the first real sign of him making a move on the international scene. Has the countdown begun on Brown’s long-awaited move?

July 16, 2006
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Blog admin

I’ve finally got around to a mini-update of the blogroll after months of stagnation (which has left a whole raft of good bloggers like Gavin Ayling, the NHS Blog Doctor, Iain Dale and Davide Simonetti, some of whom I’ve been reading for well over a year, along with top-notch new projects from the likes of Unity and Bondwoman languishing forgotten). I blame my brief experiment with RSS feeds.

I’ve no doubt forgotten a bunch more, however, so any suggestions of people I’ve missed (as I type I’m remembering a few, in fact, like Andrew Bartlett and Murky) would be much appreciated. I know that there have been a bunch of new(ish) European blogs I’ve stumbled across in recent months, yet I’ve always failed to keep a record of them, because I’m useless. Those in particular I’d be grateful of reminders of.

(And no, no I haven’t got around to updating the topic archives again yet – and haven’t done so since January. This is because Blogger STILL doesn’t have an automated topics system, so I have to do it manually. This would now take forever – perhaps I’ll get around to it when I finally switch this blog over to a dedicated domain – a plan that’s been in the works since February but has yet to happen due to me being technologically illiterate and not understanding how website hosting works.)

And now for something less tedious – this week’s Britblog Roundup.

July 13, 2006
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Yet more Labour crises

Hurrah for John McDonnell, who seems to be about to set himself up as a stalking horse candidate for the inevitable post-Blair leadership election. Precisely what he’s intending will remain unclear until the official announcement tomorrow, and it sadly looks like there’s a good chance he’s not actually trying to provoke an election at the next party conference, merely to ensure that Gordon Brown’s succession isn’t uncontested.

Still, a quick glance at his voting record shows he could be quite an appealing figure for the few old Labour types who haven’t deserted the party in the last few years: he’s one of the most rebellious Labour MPs going, firmly against Iraq, tuition fees, foundation hospitals, the curtailment of civil liberties, ID cards, etc. etc. etc. – in the absence of any more feasible traditionally Labour candidates to take on the Chancellor, could he be worth a flutter?

(Oh, and though his surname might sound Scottish, he’s a London MP, so the Tories couldn’t attack him for being a tartan-clad, ginger-haired, woad-covered, haggis-eating, caber-tossing Pictish savage, as they seem intent on doing with Brown…)

Meanwhile, yet another part of the government’s ill-conceived anti-terrorism laws could receive a hearty blow as the Independent Police Complaints Commission apparently recommends that the officers involved in the repeated shooting of Jean Charles de Menezes a year ago should be charged with manslaughter.

(Minister appearing on the TV to complain about how this will undermine the government’s ability to prevent further atrocities, and how the blood will be on the prosecutors’ hands in 5… 4… 3…)

July 13, 2006
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Boring hidden news

As chaos continues all around, spare a thought for less glamourous scandals than ID cards, police mergers and the arrest of the government’s Middle East Envoy (at a time when a fresh war is breaking out between Israel and Lebanon).

Pensions are boring, no one understands the things and we all ignore them. They are, however, rather important. This, therefore, is somewhat interesting – especially following the recent proposals to raise the age of retirement:

“Trusting in the Pensions Promise (March 2006), related to the official information produced by the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) about the security of occupational pension schemes. The Ombudsman found that the information was inaccurate, incomplete, unclear and inconsistent and that having relied on this information, some people in schemes that had wound up with insufficient assets to meet their obligations were experiencing hardship and distress. In a move without precedent the DWP has not accepted the Ombudsman’s findings or recommendations, and its response continues to be negative.

So, while Lord Levy was prancing round tennis courts begging for cash, while Prescott was off playing cowboy with gambling magnates, and while billions of pounds were being set aside for a pointless ID scheme, bad government advice has screwed a bunch of pensioners – at precisely the time our dear overlords started making noises about how we all need to save more for our old age as we can no longer rely on the state. And, of course, the official response is – as usual – denial. Charming.