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In search of a European identity

December 15, 2006
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Did anyone else spot that the head of MI5 has quit?

What with all the exitement yesterday, what with Blair being questioned by the police, the investigation into bribes over British arms deals with the Saudi dictatorship being dropped “in the national interest”, the official announcement that Princess Diana’s death was an accident (like, reeeeaaaally?), and another announcement that 2,500 Post Offices are to close in the face of a massive public outcry (including a petition signed by 4 million people), the lack of articles about the resignation of a minor minister is understandable, but the resignation of the head of MI5? Does that really merit such little coverage? Especially considering that

“Dame Eliza Manningham-Buller, who has been director general of the security service since October 2002, said she had been planning the move since before last year’s terrorist attacks on the London Underground.”

So she’s been in the job for just over four years – hardly a huge amount of time – and has decided to quit following a major terrorist attack about which many questions remain unanswered – and yet this merits only six short paragraphs in the Telegraph and a grand total of 57 articles worldwide (as of 4:45pm on December 15th 2006, according to Google News)?

Erm… Shouldn’t there be a few more questions asked as to precisely why? Especially considering that, apparently, her resignation was agreed as far back as May, yet only happened yesterday, when there was so much other stuff going on that our poor overworked newspaper hacks were struggling enough as it was…

Update:Realised I forgot to point out the single most important bit:

Manningham-Buller agreed her resignation back in May while Charles Clarke was still Home Secretary. She is not leaving until the New Year when her successor is confirmed. Yet the decidedly low-key announcement was only made yesterday, a day more packed than any in a long time with big important stories…

Monday update: More from Rachel and Blairwatch.

December 14, 2006
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Litvinenko and the state of Russia

La Russophobe has Time magazine’s lengthy and considered article on the implications of the Litvinenko murder. One of the best roundups of the complex backstory to this confusing little episode that I’ve seen so far. Quick excerpt:

“Milton Bearden, a former CIA spy in Moscow, as well as other experienced intelligence hands, agrees it would be nuts for Putin–who has had good relations with British Prime Minister Tony Blair–to order an assassination on British soil of a British citizen who was no more than a pest. Says Bearden: “Take a deep breath and take a look at Putin and say, “Is he stupid or insane?”‘

“If not Putin, who might want Litvinenko dead? Plenty…

“Vladimir Ryzhkov, one of the few independent liberals left in the Duma, says, ‘The point is not whether Putin is responsible for these concrete murders. The point is that he is responsible for having created a system that is ruled by fear and violence.’ Ryzhkov claims that the armed forces, Interior Ministry, FSB and those who have retired from them to join private security services ‘are running this country, own its economy and use violence and murder as habitual management techniques.'”

For more informed comment on Russia in English, check out ZheZhe, English Russia, the recently-relaunched Siberian Light (to whom ta for the pointers for this roundup), the near-comprehensive Johnson’s Russia List, and this rather handy overview of Russian blogs courtesy of Neeka.

December 13, 2006
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The French presidency and the internet

Via the really rather good French Élection 2007 blog, two little pieces on the rival candidates for the French presidency and their attitudes to this here interweb.

Following current President Jacques Chirac’s decision to launch his own French 24 hour news channel to have a say in TV coverage, his likely heir to the UMP presidential nomination, Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy, has told a blogging conference that “I’m not afraid of the word ‘internet regulation'”. Hey, if he’s that worried, maybe he should take France off the World Wide Wbe and go back to using Minitel

Meanwhile, Sarkozy’s socialist challenger, Segolene Royal, seems to have a much more liberal/modern approach:

“When Sego came on the scene about one year ago, France had already a thriving blogosphere, with many politicians operating individual blogs. But Ms. Royal asked her staff to do something altogether different. What matters, she said, was to engage with communities of non-members to the party, not just adding a new canal for egocasting herself… [Her online team] had no preconceptions, but were from the right generation and had an open mind, seeing participation not as a threat, but as an opportunity.”

Looks like another reason to be hopeful for the lass…

Thursday update: A selection of (fairly predictable) blog reactions to Sarkozy’s comments.

December 13, 2006
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“Europe has lost its focus”

Has anyone got the full version of Menzies Cambell’s speech on Britain’s relationships with the EU and US? Because this looks to be the second speech by a relatively minor British politician (with a certain amount of influence) in a matter of a few weeks which is pushing for the kind of more pragmatic, less ideologically-charged approach to the EU that I reckon is needed.

Ignore the guff about how “Britain should distinguish its own foreign policy from that of the United States”, and the standard, oft-repeated line “We can more effectively lead the way from within Europe than we can on our own, whether in carrying weight in the wider world or in influencing our ally, the US”, there are a couple of others in there that seem to echo the line taken by Gordon Brown’s right hand man Ed Balls a few weeks back.

Namely, despite reaffirming the Britain needs to be more involved (standard Lib Dem line for a while now), old man Campbell’s also started publicly saying what many loosely pro-EU types have been saying for decades:

“We need a Powers Audit of the European Union. And that Audit should take place on the basis of a simple principle: only where issues are most effectively addressed by collective action, should the EU act.”

And there, in those two simple sentences, is the single best way for the EU – and Britain’s relationship with the EU – to progress. As I’ve been saying for years, the major problem with trying to defend the EU – let alone press for further involvement – is that nobody can really keep tabs on just what benefits the EU brings, or even quite what it’s responsible for. (Largely due to the difficulty of deciding precisely what “the EU” is, considering the bizarre power struggle between the Commission, Council of Ministers, Parliament and the courts – which part should be blamed and which praised is never clear…)

He also, according to the BBC, seems to have utterly rejected the EU constitution – which would tend to suggest that now all three major parties in the UK are against the thing. Which rather buggers up any plans from some of our more determined continental cousins to push ahead with ratification, as there’s no way it can come in to force without unanimous support from all 25 member states.

Although this is, after all, only the leader of the Lib Dems speaking (and let’s face it, who ever listens to them?), as the party which has been the focus of most pro-EU hopes in the UK for the last couple of decades, if the Lib Dems shift towards a more honest, rational take on EU policy, it’s just possible that other parties might start to do the same, rather than leap to either extreme on the EU (and then act exacly the same way as each other anyway).

Politics.co.uk has more, including the prescient line, “An unpublicised meeting here, a lukewarm press report there. These are no substitute for public recognition of the salience of Europe, and the potential it offers for British leadership and the furtherance of British interests” – which is spot on, considering the lack of coverage this seems to have got, even for a Campbell speech.

He also, again quoted in that Politics.co.uk piece, used the (spot on) line “Europe has lost its focus”. Which is an effective – if possibly accidental – paraphrased translation of French Foreign Minister Catherine Collona’s take, covered back at the end of August, not to mention German Chancellor Angela Merkel’s declaration, back in May, that “Europe needs a new reason for its existence”.

So, the French situation could change come the Spring, but Merkel is going to be heading up Germany for a while. Menzies Campbell will never see power, but his words seem similar to those of Ed Balls, whose boss/buddy Gordon Brown should be inside No. 10 in less than a year. Ignore Merkel’s desire to press ahead with the constitutional ratification process – that’s largely through desperation to see some kind of progress. The important thing is that, within the next year, we could see a situation in which the big three of Europe, Britain, France and Germany, could all be of a similar mind that a genuinely radical rethink is necessary.

And, on the 50th anniversary of the signing of the Treaty of Rome next year, when could be a better time to revise the EU’s entire raison d’etre?

December 12, 2006
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*Sigh*

You see, the reason I’m cutting back on UK politics is that it’s all just so damned depressingly predictable all the time.

Although, it has to be said, even I was a tad surprised at the news that, first of all, the Home Office doesn’t even know how many people it employs and the Telegraph’s wonderful headline “DNA ‘should be taken from babies'”. And then, in other domestic policy news, we get the nice little story about the Pakistani grandmother, in the UK as an asylum seeker having fled an abusive husband and family, who is about to be deported despite having been honoured by both the Queen and the Prime Minister for her community work – because she’s far more valuable as a statistic.

And, naturally, if you start extrapolating from all this, then the descent into hyperbole and comparisons to less than savoury regimes from Europe’s past become very hard to avoid. Accusing your own government of creeping fascistic tendencies is itself passe and boring. And this is how they get away with it.

In other, only vaguely related news, interesting article in the New York Times on the difficulties the ex-Soviet states of Eastern Europe have had in sorting out their security services. (Quite how our dear leaders think Iraq’s going to be able to police itself just three/four years after the fall of Saddam I have no idea…)

As I say, *sigh*. Pre-Christmas, shortest days of the year depression, no doubt. All I want for Christmas is something inspirational in the news again. And by that I don’t mean an “And finally…” about a puppy who’s been dressed up a Santa Claus.

December 10, 2006
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Boredom + boredom = surprisingly interesting

In the world of Nosemonkey, there are a few givens:

1) I can’t do maths

2) The NHS is the single biggest problem facing the UK, and the cause of most of this country’s woes, but no one will ever be able to sort it out

3) Economics is boring (even though I know it’s not really)

4) Trains are even less interesting than blogs

The first two are largely irrelevant here. But, to my surprise, Tom at Blairwatch has managed to combine the last two in to (what strikes me as) a well-considered summary of the difficulties of working out quite why the British rail system is just so rubbish, and just what can be done to fix it.

Now that that all makes sense, all I need is for someone to explain to me why, when a £50 a month contribution to a private health insurance scheme will cover me for pretty much all necessary hospital trips and a £80 a month contribution to a private pension would (according to the government’s pension calculator) leave me with a weekly pension of c.£83 a week (£1 more than the standard state pension, assuming retirement at 65), the government effectively forces me to pay National Insurance when that money would be just as -if not more – profitably invested in private health insurance and pension schemes? Especially as the state pension’s unlikely to exist by the time I’m finally allowed to retire (probably 90 or so by then), so all the National Insurance I’m paying would, from a purely selfish point of view, be far better invested in a private pension fund.

Small words and short sentences only, please. (And if I see the term “monetarism” in there, your comment will be instantaneously deleted…)

December 9, 2006
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French elections update

Good roundup of the conservative UMP party’s presidential primary process courtesy of Charles Bremner at the Times – including the latest challenge to Sarkozy in the form of Defence Minister Michèle Alliot-Marie.

Considering socialist candidate Ségolène Royal’s apparent foreign policy failures on her recent trip to the Middle East (more aftermath), a strong UMP showing on foreign matters – especially taking a hard line on defence and related issues (especially immigration, following France’s recent race-related violence) – could prove to be the area that tips the 50-50 split in public opinion in the UMP’s favour. After so many years of Chirac focussing largely on domestic affairs, is it time for a more Mitterrand-style stance for France, looking once again towards the wider world?

December 9, 2006
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Siberian Light’s back

After giving up on his old, insanely good Russia-focussed blog a year ago and launching Taking Aim, Andy Young’s decided to revive the old girl once again. Considering how much Slavonic shenanigans have been in the news of late with all that spy murder business (and the umpteen acres of news print about how everyone in London’s probably come in to contact with radioactive material), bookmark it now. (And not just because he says nice things about me…)

December 8, 2006
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2006 Weblog Awards

No shortlisting for me this year, it seems. Nonetheless, a quick overview:

Other than the obvious that you should vote for A Fistful of Euros in the Best European Blog category (please help them beat that rabid, paranoid psycho at The Brussels Journal – the entire category seems very much slanted in favour of nutty ex-pat Republicans this year…), some obvious observations on the pointlessness of these things:

Take, for example, the Best UK Blog category. Why the unimaginitive inclusion of the likes of Samizdata, Normblog and Harry’s Place?

OK, I’m hardly in a position to judge any of them, as I can never be bothered to read the buggers (on the few times I’ve tried they’ve been far too laden with in-jokes and tedium to bother – especially the inexplicably popular Normblog, which is only beaten in the dryness and boredom stakes by Oliver Kamm, as far as I can tell). But with blog awards that work on a voting system, why include blogs that already have umpteen thousand barkingly loyal readers every day?

These things should try to promote blogs of quality, not quantity of readers, surely? Otherwise, in real-world terms, we’d find The Sun acknowledged as Britain’s “best” publication year-in, year-out. The Best Blog category is the ultimate case in point. The Huffington Post, Instapundit, The Daily Kos, Little Green Footballs, Michelle Malkin, Boing Boing.

Why bother? People who don’t even read blogs have heard of these buggers – they’re the Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes of the interweb in terms of their over-exposure. Why not just head over to Technorati or the TTLB Ecosystem and save everyone the fuss of clicking a little button once a day for the next week or so?

And so, in the spirit of upping the little guy, in the UK category I opted for the rather good Unspeak on this occasion, largely because I normally vote for Slugger O’Toole for these things and Unspeak is newer and has fewer readers than that Irish lot. Johnny B nearly got it too, mind, as a blog I always intend to read more often than I actually remember to. (Glowing endorsement that, eh?)

So then, which are the blogs that I’m probably not reading but really should be? Where are the ones I’ve probably never heard of lurking? I’ve only added about 20 to my blogroll/feed reader in the last year or so – yet there’s currently something ridiculous like 7 million UK blogs, where this time last year the estimate was only 300,000 or something. Where are they all?

December 7, 2006
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Wordpress help needed

I seem to be having a problem with the Wordpress WYSIWYG entry system thingie – to wit, when entering link codes, it frequently seems to alter the code after I click “publish” or “save”, usually buggering them up. So, should I enter the usual HTML “a href” code, it’ll whack an “x” in, making it a (useless) “a xhref” code. And if I inster the usual target=”_blank” to make the link open in a new window, it’ll reformat the code to appear between the “a” and the “href”.

And that’s before I even get started on the occasional oddness of suddenly re-formatting half the post into bold text, inserting superfluous line breaks, or randomly turning an entire post into a (non-functional) link for no apparent reason.

Anyone got any ideas what the hell’s gone wrong?

December 6, 2006
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New EU-sceptic blog on the block

Set up by dear old Devil’s Kitchen (utterly deluded when it comes to most matters political (he’s actually joined UKIP, for God’s sake…) but a stout fellow nonetheless – and he’d no doubt say much the same about me), is new blog The EU-nihilist, which promises to “bring together as much information about the mendacity of the European Union as possible into one place” to expose the “extent to which the MSM and our politicians disguise the massive role that the EU already plays in our politics and, thus, in our lives.”

I wish them well – although the apparent implication of some kind of conspiracy (especially in DK’s other introductory post) is, I fear, somewhat misplaced.

There are two reasons why the EU is sorely under-reported in the UK press, and ridiculously under-discussed in Westminster, neither of them part of a conspiracy:

1) No one really understands its Escher-like complexity.
2) It’s incredibly, vastly, suicide-inducingly boring.

Not part of a conspiracy – unless, of course, you reckon that the EU’s brain-bogglingly convoluted laws, procedures and interrelationships were deliberately set up to be as dull and inpenetrable as possible in order to steal all of our precious national rights, powers and suchlike. (Which actually, come to think of it, I’m fairly certain a lot of EU-sceptics probably do…)

In any case, if you happen to be a sceptic when it comes to the EU, they’re after more contributors (email DK if you’re interested). And it could prove a handy repository for EU stories – assuming, of course, that they can avoid some of the more rabidly insane rantings of much of the anti-EU brigade.

Word of advice to anti-EU types who may go and join in – the EU is tedious beyond belief, it is true, but trying to raise awareness of how much it affects the various member states (and it affects them immensely, no doubt) by shouting and screaming hyperbole, you’ll only be preaching to the converted (see the comments pages of EU Referendum – once excellent for its in-depth coverage, now unreadable for its over-the-top right-wing self-satisfaction – if you don’t believe me).

Keep it calm, keep it factual, you may yet win a few more converts to the cause – in fact, you should do anyway, because it’s infinitely easier to show the bad points of the EU than it is the good. Trust me, I’ve done both in my time…

I’ll be slotting the RSS feed in to my fancy hi-tech blog reader thing at any rate – although if I see the words “dhimmi” or “traitorous” on there even once, I’ll be cancelling my subscription…