My beer fund for London emergency service workers is growing apace, to the extent that I’m getting a tad worried. If anyone knows of any ways I can make this more transparent and legit – or just has any advice on how to organise a thank-you piss-up for off-duty emergency personnel, suggestions would be most welcome.

For some reason people don’t tend to take enquiries from someone calling themself “Nosemonkey” particularly seriously… Can’t imagine why…