A day after two piss-poor attempts at home-made car bombs singularly fail to go off in central London, it looks like the latest method is to set yourself on fire and run into buildings.*

Note to terrorists: you’re useless. Bombs that fail to go off and terrorist attacks that injure only yourselves are pathetic. If I was Osama bin Laden, I’d be embarrassed to be associated with you.

Hell – at this rate you’ll even make the 21st July 2005 terrorists look competent…

* Please note that at the time of writing, the precise nature of the incident at Glasgow airport is entirely unclear – it’s entirely possible that it’s not terrorism-related. But it seems unlikely…