Nosemonkey's EUtopia

In search of a European identity


The Tories have become a bunch of scaremongering big-government fuckwits – and that is why they will lose the next election whoever wins the leaderhip ballot. “Minister for Bird Flu”? Fucking morons!

Note to Tories – the thing that separates you from New Labour these days (well, bar the fact that you’re perennial losers and they keep on winning) is simple: your history of promoting the rights of the individual against the state, and the commitment to small government that goes hand-in-hand with that. Creating additional ministries, with additional layers of bureaucracy and expense, is not only idiotic but a betrayal of your party’s once-proud history. Keep on like this and you’ll have lost my vote for ever, rather than merely for the time being.