Nosemonkey's EUtopia

In search of a European identity

October 18, 2005
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Another of the 20th century greats has gone. An interview from 1996 with “the father of glasnost and perestroika”, one of the first to publicly break with the party and point the way to the Soviet path to the end of the Cold War, is well worth a glance, as is this 1993 lecture on where Russia should head post-USSR. Or you could just kick off with his Wikipedia entry, from where those two links come (I’m in a rush, sadly, so no time for more).

October 18, 2005
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The UK, one of the 12 least corrupt nations in the world?

Hmmm…

Mandelson? The Mittal Polish steel contracts affair? Paul Drayson’s government contracts and peerage following his donations to the Labour party? Birmingham postal vote fraud? Allegations of bribery? Ex-Transport Minister Stephen Byers “accidentally misleading” parliament? Capita’s no-bid contracts? High-profile gambling moguls being found to have – shall we say – “connections”? Keith Vaz? Geoffrey Robinson? “Cash for Coronets”? One Lord Chancellor just happening to be the PM’s ex-boss, the next his ex-flatmate (both of whom then just happened to appoint friends to high-powered posts)? Bernie Ecclestone? David Blunkett’s train tickets and nanny visa? Corruption that would “disgrace a banana republic”? The Hinduja passport affair? The executive soliciting party donations from the judiciary? Relatives and ex-employees of ministers working for Private Finance Initiative companies? Dodgy Labour councillors? Public money spent on party propaganda disguised as public information? Using known conmen to help buy flats? Clive Betts MP and his male escort’s immigration papers? The “reworking” of pretty much every means of assessment going, from unemployment figures to hospital waiting lists? Not to mention that 36 of the 71 corporations currently barred from World Bank contracts due to corruption or fraud are British, or any of the other countless bits of petty corruption, lies and sleaze?

If we’re that good in comparison, what the hell’s the rest of the world like?

October 18, 2005
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The Tories have become a bunch of scaremongering big-government fuckwits – and that is why they will lose the next election whoever wins the leaderhip ballot. “Minister for Bird Flu”? Fucking morons!

Note to Tories – the thing that separates you from New Labour these days (well, bar the fact that you’re perennial losers and they keep on winning) is simple: your history of promoting the rights of the individual against the state, and the commitment to small government that goes hand-in-hand with that. Creating additional ministries, with additional layers of bureaucracy and expense, is not only idiotic but a betrayal of your party’s once-proud history. Keep on like this and you’ll have lost my vote for ever, rather than merely for the time being.

October 18, 2005
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Charles Clarke confirms that ID cards will be a massive waste of both time and money – well, what else can he mean by guaranteeing that the personal details contained on ID cards won’t go beyond those currently held on passports? If we’ve already got passports holding that information (with which we can, erm… prove out identities), why, precisely, do we need ID cards as well?

An obvious point, I know – but I do so very much enjoy highlighting when our dear overlords start digging themselves yet more holes. There is, as far as I can tell, now no possible justification for this legislation. If Clarke is to be believed and the biometrics are dropped (hurrah!), then what, precisely, is the fucking point?

Update: Talk Politics has more considered analysis of why this latest wheeze “looks like a major concession but it isn’t”

October 18, 2005
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Aaaaaaw!

“A police dog has been forced to quit his job, because he’s too nice… He tried to make friends with people he should have been catching, and in one case, decided to lie down for a bit of a rest while chasing a burglar.”

[Insert satirical comment about the de Menezes shooting, Sir Ian Blair and the Metropolitan police here, thusly prompting yet more accusations of “typical lefty anti-police bullshit” even though I’m neither typically lefty nor anti-police]

October 18, 2005
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Mandelson sets up a faintly homophobic double entendre: he “needs wriggle room”, as “Any attempt to reduce room for manoeuvre would be likely to reduce the chances of a success”.

I would say more about today’s Doha talks, but as they’re going to fail and I’ve already touched on them here I can’t see the point. Instead I shall plant in your minds, this chilly morn, wonderful images of an oiled and wriggling Mandelson rubbing his speedos and beckoning, always beckoning, with a sly look on his face and a twinkle in his eye – “Come to Mandy,” he says, “Don’t be afraid…”. It has haunted my dreams for many a night and, much as with The Ring, the only way to break the curse is pass it on. Probably.

October 17, 2005
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Some nice person wrote something nice. Hurrah! (But what’s all this about “language which overly sensitive readers might find troubling”? Cocking bollocks – just because I’m number one Google.com result for “cunting” and “pissing shit” and “cunting cunts” and on the first page of results for “Blair government”… Pshaw, I say…)

In other news – we all nearly died of the plague!

October 17, 2005
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The EU and Tony Blair, the ineffectual loser

Another load of Blairite EU-nonsense? An attempt to make it look like we’re actually making an effort after the US farm subsides offer and ahead of the WTO meeting this week? Or is this just Prescott picking up his notes from a few months back by mistake?

Yep, he’s mentioned the whole “we’ll scrap the rebate in exchange for CAP reform” thing again – this time also swinging a few wild shots at the sacred cow that is the rebate by branding it a mistake and – effectively – Maggie Thatcher a bit of a wimp for taking the easy option back when the negotiations for the bloody thing were going on.

We can probably expect a few more vocal yet half-hearted noises about EU reform from Blair’s lot over the next couple of months. Because a couple of months is all they’ve got left of their presidency – in which, as of yet, they have achieved precisely tit all. And now, of course, they also have the possible threat of Bird Flu to distract everyone from Blair’s much-promoted “reforming agenda” that they spouted so much crap about back in the summer when we took over the presidency.

Today, Liberation has a fun article slagging off the “political inertia of the British presidency”, hot on the heels of the amusing sarcasm of Austrian MEP Othmar Karas, the vice-president of the EPP-ED Group, who last week put out a press release as follows:

“We have lost the President of the Council. From what we hear he is the British Prime Minister Tony Blair, although nobody has seen or heard of him since the summer recess ended. Useful indications concerning his whereabouts and especially his activities will be gladly received by the European citizens”

Karas also noted something that most Brits have become all too used to since 1997 – “we hear from hard work behind the scenes from his cabinet ministers, but the man himself is showing none of his promised European leadership”. Replace “European” for “domestic”, Karas could easily have been talking about Blair at home…

Liberation quotes a few other Europeans who are less than iimpressed with Blair’s “achievements”:

“You’ve got to judge the performance of this presidency by other criteria that those that usually apply… as the United Kingdom thinks that the EU already does too much, one imagines that by not doing anything they’re fulfilling their objectives perfectly!”

So, has Blair become a Eurosceptic again, as he used to be back in the early 1980s (when he was also anti-nuke, anti-US, and a pacifist)? Is he following Kilroy’s line of basically doing tit all when it comes to Europe because he can’t be arsed with it?

Blair may have made bold claims about his EU plans. He may claim to be a “passionate European”. But actions speak far, far louder than words – especially words coming from Blair or anyone in his circle. As of yet there has been no action. At all.

The uncertainty of the German situation, the ongoing potential exit of Blair, the likely ousting of Chirac and the hope of the booting out of Berlusconi, combined with the rousing defeat for the piss-poor constitution, spats with Turkey and ongoing disputes with the US over air travel, steel, farm subsidies and the like ensures that, at present, no one knows what the hell’s going on, and no one’s been prepared to commit to anything when they know that in a couple of years’ time the leaderships of the main EU countries could look very different indeed. Why do a deal with Blair when you might be able to get something more sensible from Brown, a man our EU cousins seem to respect rather more? Why argue with the stubborn bastard Chirac when he’s going to be out on his arse in a year or so?

This UK presidency is turning into a six month EU-wide holiday. Time for everyone to put their feet up and take stock of the situation, ponder their strategies over the next decade or so, and work out who their allies might be. In other words, Blair’s lame-duck presidency could be precisely what the EU needs. A time out, a chance to regroup – and certainly a chance for Germany to sort out who the hell it is who’s going to be speaking for them on the international stage. Because until Germany’s got a stable government again (the final line-up of Merkel’s cross-party cabinet is expected to be announced today, but it’ll still take a while to stabilise), no EU negotiations are ever going to get anywhere.

The fact that Blair and co seem genuinely to have thought that they could achieve something significant with their six months as the nominal head of Europe, that they would actually make some progress on so many issues, simply makes the whole thing that much more enjoyable.

But what Blair and co failed to realise, having won three General Elections with no effort, and having had an immense parliamentary majority to ensure every piece of legislation always goes through without too much fuss, is that to succeed in grown-up politics you actually have to make a bit of effort. All they’ve done with this presidency is hold some press conferences, announce some initiatives, and expect everything to somehow come together. That may work in Britain – it won’t cut it on the continent.

Put Blair up against real politics, this is how he fares – inertia and withdrawal. Blair’s international policies have pretty much all been dismal failures – about the only thing he’s succeeded at is getting the Olympics for London, something which will end up costing the country billions with very little return. It doesn’t bode well for his much-vaunted post-Prime Ministerial career as some kind of world statesman – and has certainly put down any suggestions of Blair becoming the first permanent President of Europe. Which, once again, can only be a good thing. Prime Minister Blair is bad enough – President Blair, as he’s proved over the last few months, is an ineffectual loser.

October 17, 2005
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I am indeed off to Japan at the end of the week. As such, after Friday this place may slow down for a few weeks, as I shall be otherwise engaged and, although I will doubtless be inundated with interwebnet technology in the heart of Tokyo, I won’t have too much time to piss around hunting down interesting news-based thingies to send me off on a rant.

If you get bored, why not help out with a new Worstall project which could be good – the Wikablog? There’s no Europhobia page yet (hint, hint)…

Service shall be just about as normal this week, assuming I can get NatWest to DO THEIR SODDING JOB PROPERLY and sort out all the stuff I need, and that I can hit the deadlines I’ve got today and tomorrow in the real world.

/tedious, irrelevant nonsense

October 14, 2005
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Don’t panic over bird flu, UN says. Fair enough. The article does, however, contain the wonderful information that the UK’s chief vetinary officer is called Debby Reynolds. Which considering the name of the anti-Bird Flu drug means I’ve now got this stuck in my head:

I hear the cottonwoods whisp’rin’ above
Tamiflu! Tamiflu! Tamiflu’s in love!
The ole hootie owl caught Bird Flu from the dove
Tamiflu! Tamiflu! Tamiflu’s in love!

I’m sorry… Friday afternoon and all that…

October 14, 2005
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Thanks to this cheeky bastard I have felt obliged to install “Backlinks” – Blogger’s new sub-par alternative to Trackbacks, where clicking on the new little “links to this post” bit below will utilise the power of Google’s sub-par Blogsearch to find, erm… Links to this post. Apparently. Bollocks knows if it’ll work.

October 14, 2005
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The Bush Administration – saviour of the EU?

It’s not often you’ll find a Frenchman slagging off EU farm subsidies, but that’s precisely what World Trade Organisation Director General (and Peter Mandelson’s predecessor as European Commissioner for Trade) Pascal Lamy is doing. Is international pressure to scrap the God-awful Common Agricultural Policy finally going to see some progress in the EU’s internal deadlock on reform/abolition of this outdated, unfair and – frankly – stupid system of subsidies and protectionism? We can but hope.

The Bush administration’s offer to cut US farm subsidies by 60% was at first met with incredulity – largely because it’s precisely the sort of deal which could at one stroke undermine the limited justification for the CAP and allow the global market finally to adjust itself sensibly to changing times – it seemed too good to be true. Now it has been met by Mandelson offering to cut EU subsidies by 70% in return. Something France is not at all happy about, what with being the biggest recipient and having a powerful farming lobby and all – hence accusations the other day that he exceeded his mandate in initial negotiations.

In the unlikely event that France is eventually made to bow to global pressure to cut farm subsidies – and assuming we don’t all die from Bird Flu in the meantime – this joint US/WTO pressure could be precisely what is needed to solve many of the EU’s current woes.

The CAP sucks up half the EU’s budget. Even if the end result of these current negotiations is only a compromise, any reduction in CAP spending would greatly aid the rethinking of the EU budget, still stuck in deadlock despite the high-profile pronouncements from the Blair government in the early stages of the current UK EU presidency, and still desperately in need of a complete overhaul since enlargement to 25 member states last year. To top it all, better economic minds than mine would argue that the reduction in subsidies would open up fairer/more free competition in the global market, bolstering third world economies and various other Good Things.

Of course, the difficulty is – as pretty much always – France. Last night she called for an emergency meeting of EU foreign ministers ahead of next week’s WTO talks in Geneva, and has managed to get 12 other member states to support her – most of which could almost certainly be talked around if they thought there was any chance of a sensible reform actually taking place. But with a French veto, that’s decidedly unlikely…

Mandelson’s response to all this is typically vacuous – “We are rapidly approaching the choke point where the different pieces either fall together or fall apart” – but he may well be right. This US offer will not remain on the table for ever, not least because once Bush ends up in the second half of his second term, he won’t be as willing to risk pissing off the midwest farming belt in what is sure to be a hard-fought and close-run 2008 presidential election, and it’s highly unlikely that any first term President would try anything as potenially alienating to domestically-obsessed voters. Already the midterms are beginning to loom – another month or two, if not sooner, the offer is likely to be withdrawn.

If the US and EU could drop their farm subsidies then many of their farmers will end up screwed – after all, stopping them from being screwed is precisely what the subsidies are all about. But there surely must come a point when propping up failing industries is no longer viable. Whether that time is now or not is hard to tell – but the current US offer is an opportunity the EU would be stupid to pass up.

At some point CAP spending will simply have to be reduced. Especially since expansion it is unsustainable at its current levels, and unfair in its current workings. The longer it drags on, the more the resentment will build. The CAP is the festering sore at the heart of the EU – the longer it stays the more irritation with it will spread, causing divisions and factional splintering throughout the EU, weakening the union from its core. At some point it will have to be either severely reformed or utterly abolished – that much is certain. So why not take the chance to get the US to drop its subsidies at the same time? The offer may not be there again for years…