Nosemonkey's EUtopia

In search of a European identity

September 27, 2005
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MEPs to save us?

Today the buggers are voting on those stupid data retention proposals Blair and co have come up with (For background: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, or via EUpolitix.com or DataRetentionIsNoSolution.com). As this interview with Jean-Marie Cavada, the chair of … Continue reading

September 26, 2005
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Fucking FINALLY. Template sorted after hours of fiddling around with HT-pissing-ML so this blog’s now readable again in Internet sodding Explorer. Lessons learned? A single misplaced triangular bracket can bugger up the entire sodding thing. Oh, and I hate computers. … Continue reading

September 26, 2005
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Headline of the day: “Sarkozy pushes for six nation EU ‘hardcore’”. He he he! It’s funny because “hardcore” is a term most commonly used to describe the more explicit kinds of pornography, and this therefore sounds like Sarkozy is trying … Continue reading

September 26, 2005
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David Blunkett: “I’m too cunting important to bother myself with answering questions which may reflect on the way I carry out my job – piss off.” (slightly paraphrased)

September 26, 2005
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Lords to decide on allowing evidence extracted by torture. i.e. Lords to consider whether the following (heavily sanitised) exchange makes for reliable evidence: A: “Are you planning acts of terrorism?” B: “No – I’m Brazillian, and trying to get to … Continue reading

September 26, 2005
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No link yet, but European Data Protection Supervisor Peter Hustinx is expected today to slag off Blair and co’s stupid data retention proposals as they “will have a direct impact on the protection of privacy, as laid down in Article … Continue reading

September 25, 2005
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Britblog roundup 32 is up. In other news, I’ve finally got around to updating this site’s archives. Very exciting, I know. I’ve also had another fiddle with the template, as you’ve probably noticed from the re-sized logo and stuff. Better? … Continue reading

September 24, 2005
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Perfect – “Authority was given to the police in 2001 to take and retain DNA samples from everyone they arrest in connection with a �serious recordable offence�. Everyone; whether subsequently released, charged, convicted or acquitted. Prior to this change in … Continue reading

September 23, 2005
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German elections: Some possible scenarios (and interesting discussion in the comments), plus a look at why the German mess does NOT mean that Proportional Representation systems are rubbish (with more good debate/links in the comments – including my solution to … Continue reading

September 23, 2005
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Read. Now. Then ponder if the next time you see an episode of Are you Being Served? and John Inman minces on to utter his catchphrase you won’t pause for a moment and sigh with nostalgia for a more innocent … Continue reading

September 23, 2005
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Hopefully nothing – “incident” at Manchester airport… Jarndyce has more – once again, Manchester police manage to arrest someone without killing them. Good work Manchester police! Fancy coming to London and showing our lot how it’s done?

September 22, 2005
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What. The. Pissing. Shit. Is. Going. On. With. This. Fucking. Country? More at Perfect. (I are too busy at the moment, hence delay in picking up on this…) Emigration is beginning to look increasingly appealing. Either that or I’m going … Continue reading