Sir Mark Thatcher, scion of former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher and former British Prime Minister’s husband Sir Denis Thatcher, is expected to appear in court in South Africa tomorrow “amid reports of a plea bargain deal” in connection with accusations that he was involved in an attempted coup in Equatorial Guinea.

The charmless arms dealer and incompetent rallyist had previously insisted on his innocence. This news will surely lead to the same sadness and depression that greeted his mother’s resignation.