Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I’d missed this, so hat tip to The Periscope for spotting it.

“As I started to turn round a guy tipped a bucket of farmyard muck over me and then threw the rest of it over me and the car,” Mr Kilroy-Silk said.

“I was totally covered, it was all through my clothes, and it stank to high heaven. It went all inside the car”

Heh! Couldn’t happen to a nicer fella…

(More Kilroy twattishness here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here , here and here.