ID cards to be forced on us? Check.

Pointlessly over-riding the market in an utterly hypocritical PR move? Check.

Final step – attempt to introduce thoughtcrime.

Won’t somebody rid me of this troublesome government?

Update: This. Update 2: Also this (mostly…), and this is pretty much perfect. Update 3: Also try this. Maybe it really is time to revive the Whig party…