Nosemonkey's EUtopia

In search of a European identity

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Man in “boasting about sexual prowess” shocker! Next week we bring you yet more amazing revelations: “Sky is blue”, “Monkeys are funny” and the long-awaited proof that yes, water is indeed wet. Fucking pointless load of crap bastard wankpiss.

Despite the hamster news earlier, my rage is simmering near the brink this morning – and it’s not helped by having run out of coffee. All it’ll take is one stupid government announcement…

Update (2 minutes later): GAH! Housing in “expensive” shocker! REALLY? People on low incomes can’t afford to pay four hundred grand for a home? FUCKING AMAZING. Arsedicks.

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