That webchat thing has been going on for an hour and forty minutes. The single most tedious, slow-moving and pointless hour and forty minutes since I havd the misfortune of having to review The Tango Lesson (still the worst film I’ve ever seen).

Note to the government: it’s possible to download two episodes of The West Wing in the time it has taken your lackey to answer a paltry twenty-odd pre-submitted, pre-vetted questions. This is meant to be a web CHAT, for fuck’s sake. If you’re going to experiment with funky “new” web technologies, do it properly – or at least have the decency to pull your sodding fingers out of your overpaid arses so you can type with both hands.

E-Democracy at work folks – bore everyone so fucking rigid they all piss off and take their own lives rather than pay any more attention to your mindless, repetitive drivel.

GAH.