Bad news for Eurosceptics though – someone’s already booked fuck.eu – although screw.eu, stopthe.eu, leavethe.eu and ihatethe.eu are all still available.

I’m currently pondering ilovethe.eu, thebestthingintheworldisthe.eu or, more seriously, europhobia.eu or nosemonkey.eu. But any of those would involve forking out a tenner to register…