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A Post Mortem

Europhobia’s been liveblogging the election throughout the night

Reg Keys, Stephen Twigg, Tim Collins, Peter Law, George Galloway. The Good, The Smug, The Geeky, The Hurt, The Ugly. It�s not a chain of names that lights a fire as those of 1997 do among voters of a particular persuasion but it�s been a damn site more interesting than 2001.

In the not so early hours of Friday, Radio 4�s coverage made an interesting point; this is a holding election. There�s been a reshuffling of the cards, not enough to sway the game but enough to make the players think. Extended metaphors notwithstanding, all three main parties are on subtly different ground than when they went in.

Labour have suffered no striking defeats (the most notable being Stephen�did you stay up for Portillo� Twigg). Indeed, they have added to their talent base as Ed Balls joins the ranks � his post reshuffle role will say a lot about the Blair / Brown relationship. Even �troublemakers� like Bob Marshall Andrews have survived. This is part of Blair�s problem (for it seems unlikely that Brown will see power any time soon). People like Marshall Andrews, Glenda Jackson, Frank Dobson and Jeremy Corbyn slipped back in, while many (around 90) more pliable types lost out. The Government will have to learn how to deal with this, along with the sort of majority that would have been stomped in tricky votes such as tuition fees. In addition, victory notwithstanding, Labour will be governing with the lowest share of the popular vote (approx 36%) of any democratic government. Will this lead to a new humility? It seems unlikely, but if the first term Labour government seemed to legislate with one eye on 2001, then to paraphrase George Galloway, we aint seen nothing yet.

Ah, �Gracious� George Galloway. He, along with Peter Law and second term MP Dr Richard Taylor, represent an incongruent resurgence of non-affiliation. Galloway�s bizarre acceptance rant � half underdog fight-the-power, half despot justification � brings out the plain weird undertow of this election. He�ll prove a thoroughly slashing, self-aggrandizing thorn in the Government�s side. Peter Law sits at the other end of the spectrum. His post-election TV experience was touching � hurt that the Labour executive couldn�t seem to understand that his one reason for standing (and election) was the parachuting in of hand-picked candidates from the (women-only) shortlist. Finally Dr Taylor has, on the basis of his reduced majority, one more term to secure the future of Kidderminster hospital. These three represent no threat to the government, but their very existence is an aberration. That minority interests such as these can secure representation � without PR � represents very odd territory.

The Conservatives at least must be free of worries. The ill-fated Lib Dem �decapitation strategy� proved a singularly damp squib, �claiming� only Tim Collins. But he could just travel back in time and undo it all. In fact, in most Tory/Lib Dem constituency fights, the blues came out on top, underlining the end of the Lib/Lab tactical voting accord of the late 1990s. The Tories are in a position to consolidate this result. If they choose to. This is the key phrase. Can they really afford to go stuttering around, taking issues of minority interest as national policy (on the advice of �expert� pollsters) rather than forging a new party identity? Well, no. But then that�s something for the �natural party of government� to work out for themselves. Suffice to say this result is a gift. They have ranks bolstered by fresh faces (including Adam Afriyie � their first ever black MP) and a new momentum. It would take a fool to waste this, but sadly there are plenty of those around too.

Finally, the Liberal Democrats, whose result is a mystery, wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in some sort of mysterious way that could at once conceal a train set and a really big lump of coal. Politicians are wont to read the best into the worst of electoral results but the Lib-Dems are in one of those situations where even an objective observer could see both good and bad. They�ve lost a bunch of their traditional West Country bases but gained a whole new set of urban seats in Bristol, Birmingham, Manchester and London (perhaps solely a result of anti-war protest). They�ve boosted their seats by around ten but have only secured a share of the national vote equivalent to early opinion polls. They�ve scored several surprising victories over Labour (for instance Cambridge) but have also come off worse in tussles with the Tories. Charles Kennedy has undoubtedly done better in each election he�s fought after taking over from Paddy Ashdown but is reaching the point where he risks going from chummy man of the people to perennial also-ran loser. Yes, there are more Liberal MPs than at any time since the 1920s, but the same was true last time around. Sooner (rather than later) the Lib-Dems will have to convert Guinness Book of Records achievements into real results.

But the high point of it all was Reg Keys� moving, powerful and personal concession speech in Sedgefield. I�m too tired and rubbish to track down a transcript right now, but these will soon be everywhere. Suffice to say it was the sort of moment that lights up contests like these and shows the importance of democracy and the grubby electioneering that it can too often be mistaken for.


  1. Hm. What’s bizzarre about Galloway’s acceptance rant?

  2. The overall messianic tone, the false humility of his 'gracious' treatment of Oona on the back of a particularly vicious campaign but primarily the paranoid and unprecedented swipe at Tower Hamlets Council and the returning officer. This was overblown megalomaniacal demagoguery even by Galloway's standards.

  3. By the way, his infamous verbal spat with Paxman has been picked up by Metafilter. Includes link to streamed video of the 'interview'.

  4. Respect haven't exactly mastered the art of graciousness in victory, it must be said…

  5. The viciousness of the campaign was largely on the Labour side, with astonishing slanders, lies and a certain amount of 'electoral irregularity'.

    There was nothing paranoid about the swipe at the returning officer, since Galloway was right about the process: it had been a shambles. What is so paranoid about that?

    I note an irrational hostility to Galloway that is often totally unrelated to his politics, and when challenged tends to subside into smear and innuendo. Your particular comment being a precise example of that. Still, I don't care. We won, big.

  6. Lenin – yep, you won – congrats etc. I dislike Galloway's style, I find him abraisive, aggressive and unpleasant. But I don't buy all of the scare stories about his Saddam links or all the stuff about Respect, but am slightly suspicious of him, and wish there wasn't a need for his sort of campaign and candidate on the political scene. I don't like the rhetoric.

    That said, although I find him deeply unpleasant, I think that his being in parliament could well be a good thing. (And we did defend him in the Paxman thing on here earlier – despite liking Paxo and hating Galloway… Nothing if not fair here!)

  7. Nosemonkey, but OT I know, but watching the election result last night put me in mind of how the Captain of the Titanic must have felt when he got the news that the Carpathia was too far away to help – we're sinking fast and nothing is coming to help. The analogy is even more correct when you remember that the California was sitting around doing nothing, rather like a lot of people in this country who are eligble to vote were doing yesterday.

  8. Anyone involved in the BG&B campaign on the Respect side is entitled to a little bit of ungracious crowing this morning (obviously including my own): the Labour Party's campaign was an utter, utter disgrace, and after weeks of being accused, variously but falsely, of racism, sexism, generic extremism and common-or-garden thuggery, I do feel somewhat like rubbing New Labour's noses in it.

    Unless my hungover eyes are deceiving me, I can't see anything about justifying despots in Galloway's acceptance speech, however. (I'll add to Lenin's voice about the concerns regarding ghost voters and the shambolic way the election was run. We found any number of either nonexistent or incorrectly addressed voters, and there are reports of constituents turning up at polling stations to be told they'd already voted by post.)

  9. Fair point Lenin. I'm a fan of neither Galloway nor Oona King (and am not sure why I referred to her as 'Oona' in my earlier comment). I just found the whole Bow / Bethnall Green thing sordid and nasty rom all sides. It's a little hypocritical of Galloway to play the victim – especially because, ultimately, he did win.

    My main point was Galloway's treatment of the result as a seismic shift in British politics, heroically achieved by one man, when in fact it differed little in substance (anti-war vote shifts pro-war candidate) from several Lib-Dem victories (for instance over Barbara Roche in Wood Green). I am no supporter of King, and find her support of the war wholly objectionable.

    Maybe Galloway will be a righteous force in the new parliament. I hope so, but I'm not holding my breath.

  10. Meaders – it'll be interesting to see if there are any investigations there, for certain. By all accounts there was some insanely dodgy stuff going on – like those ridiculous stories about some of your lot beating up some old man that the Harry's Place morons were pedalling.

    By the by, having now had a couple more hours' sleep, I associate myself pretty much fully with Steve's last comment, and dissociate myself slightly from MY incoherent last one.

  11. I'm sure you heard the news about David Trimble losing his seat. Truly sad