1) “Man gets life for raping 12-week old baby”

2) “Thugs used broken bottles to cut off a man’s eyelids and ears while robbing him of just �1.50… The boys are believed to be 13 or 14.” (From this morning’s Daily Mail sister paper, The Metro, not repeated in any other news source that I can find)

I mean, Christ… Thank goodness for Tony Blair and his “respect agenda“, eh? (Please note that the latter story appeared alongside a large feature on said new initiative. Convenient…)