Good work! Hilarious stuff.

The torch is in Paris tomorrow – come on, Frenchies, you show us how it’s done!

(Please note, I do not in any way condone scaring the decidedly saucy ex-Blue Peter presenter Konnie Huq, and my support for the protestors is due just as much to my hatred of athletics in all its forms as it is to a distinct distaste for the Chinese government.)