{"id":996,"date":"2005-12-20T15:26:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-20T15:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2005\/12\/20\/read-this-post-and-go-to-gaol\/"},"modified":"2005-12-20T15:26:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-20T15:26:00","slug":"read-this-post-and-go-to-gaol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2005\/12\/read-this-post-and-go-to-gaol\/","title":{"rendered":"Read this post and go to gaol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To blow up a passenger airliner you will need the following:<\/p>\n<p>1) A large canister full of petrol<br \/>\n2) A match<\/p>\n<p>Alternatively, just go for 3) A bomb of some description.<\/p>\n<p>The difficult bit is smuggling the bastards onboard and positioning them somewhere where they can do maximum damage. But let&#8217;s not concern ourselves with that. The very fact that you know HOW to blow up a plane means <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/northern_ireland\/4545692.stm\">you can be sent to prison for six years<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Please note: this judgement comes from the self-same Northern Ireland which has seen the release of dozens of proven and convicted terrorist murderers over the last few years.<\/p>\n<p>(And now let the outraged &#8220;you&#8217;re missing the point&#8221; attacks commence in the comments&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To blow up a passenger airliner you will need the following: 1) A large canister full of petrol 2) A match Alternatively, just go for 3) A bomb of some description. The difficult bit is smuggling the bastards onboard and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2005\/12\/read-this-post-and-go-to-gaol\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=996"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/996\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}