{"id":993,"date":"2005-12-17T02:45:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-17T02:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2005\/12\/17\/113478794137389374\/"},"modified":"2005-12-17T02:45:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-17T02:45:00","slug":"113478794137389374","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2005\/12\/113478794137389374\/","title":{"rendered":"113478794137389374"},"content":{"rendered":"<dl>It&#8217;s nearly 3am, I&#8217;ve just finished writing 4,000 words worth of film reviews (and a fair few cans of Stella) in one sitting, and I&#8217;ve worked out the perfect alliterative description of any government statement ever, so have to get it down before I forget:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/search?r=2&amp;q=Bavardage\">Bavardaginous<\/a> Blairite <a href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/search?q=bedizen\">bedizened<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/search?q=battology\">battologinous<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/search?q=bunkum\">bunkum<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Please note, substituting &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/search?q=boondoggle\">boondoggle<\/a>&#8221; for &#8220;bunkum&#8221; makes this the perfect alliterative description of any government policy ever. I rule.)<\/dl>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s nearly 3am, I&#8217;ve just finished writing 4,000 words worth of film reviews (and a fair few cans of Stella) in one sitting, and I&#8217;ve worked out the perfect alliterative description of any government statement ever, so have to get &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2005\/12\/113478794137389374\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=993"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/993\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}