{"id":989,"date":"2005-12-14T16:15:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-14T16:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2005\/12\/14\/if-you-havent-got-anything-worth-saying-etc\/"},"modified":"2005-12-14T16:15:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-14T16:15:00","slug":"if-you-havent-got-anything-worth-saying-etc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2005\/12\/if-you-havent-got-anything-worth-saying-etc\/","title":{"rendered":"If you haven&#8217;t got anything worth saying, etc&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It has got to that stage of the year<br \/>\nWhere tedium&#8217;s sunk in, I fear.<br \/>\nWhen I read in the papers<br \/>\nOf politicos&#8217; capers<br \/>\nI think &#8220;sod it, I fancy a beer&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>So I slag off our our crap government<br \/>\n(Although it does not pay the rent).<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s getting quite boring &#8211;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/europhobia.blogspot.com\/2005\/12\/hey-ive-got-great-idea-why-dont-we.html#113451557410429466\">Some readers are snoring<\/a> &#8211;<br \/>\nBut still, they can go and get bent.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s true I have not much to say<br \/>\nOn the hottest of topics today<br \/>\nSo I&#8217;ve resorted to poem<br \/>\n(Though my verse is not flowin&#8217;<br \/>\nIn an especially brilliant way).<\/p>\n<p>Yet to write of non-ordinary rendition<br \/>\nIn the hope of some Blairite contrition<br \/>\nI cannot be arsed,<br \/>\nThough these people are parsed<br \/>\nAnd flown off without their permission.<\/p>\n<p>When it comes to world tarriff reform<br \/>\nI am likewise made quickly forlorn<br \/>\nPolitical economy<br \/>\nIs too far beyond me<br \/>\nI wish it had never been born.<\/p>\n<p>So why write of globilisation<br \/>\nWhen I know more about this nation?<br \/>\nWith its cricket and pubs<br \/>\nAnd hooded-top thugs<br \/>\nThat rob us with so much elation?<\/p>\n<p>But even there, with the old NHS<br \/>\nOn my interest it fails to impress:<br \/>\nThe doctors and nurses<br \/>\nAre muttering curses<br \/>\nThat the government <i>still<\/i> fails to address<\/p>\n<p>And as for the city of Brussells<br \/>\nWhere I first flexed my blog-writing muscles,<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s all dull as hell &#8211;<br \/>\nAnd confusing as well &#8211;<br \/>\nAnd prompts too many comment-box tussles.<\/p>\n<p>So what should I write about, then,<br \/>\nWhen I raise my (metaphorical) pen?<br \/>\nFor now I don&#8217;t know,<br \/>\nSo I&#8217;ll take it more slow,<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;ll see you again as and when.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It has got to that stage of the year Where tedium&#8217;s sunk in, I fear. When I read in the papers Of politicos&#8217; capers I think &#8220;sod it, I fancy a beer&#8221;. So I slag off our our crap government &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2005\/12\/if-you-havent-got-anything-worth-saying-etc\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=989"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/989\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}