{"id":837,"date":"2005-09-28T12:07:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-28T12:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2005\/09\/28\/a-plea-for-help\/"},"modified":"2005-09-28T12:07:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-28T12:07:00","slug":"a-plea-for-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2005\/09\/a-plea-for-help\/","title":{"rendered":"A plea for help"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This blog is fucked. Its template is crammed full of shit. It doesn&#8217;t work consistently across all browsers for no apparent reason, and it has now got to the stage where I am utterly pissed off with it. As of today it also appears to be refusing to show new posts in Safari, meaning I can&#8217;t actually see what I&#8217;ve written this morning without entering the URL for the post manually. Which is hardly helpful.<\/p>\n<p>I understand nothing of HTML or CSS beyond how to put in links and pictures, so am incapable of sorting it out. <\/p>\n<p>So, who wants to help me redesign this bugger? I pretty much know what I want (basically the same with some tweaks and not fucked would be a good place to start) but have no idea how to achieve it. I&#8217;m also going to throw this open to suggestions &#8211; is there anything you, dear readers, would like to see done? Anything you want got rid of? Let me know.<\/p>\n<p>I can offer little in the way of payment because I&#8217;m pretty much completely broke (vast amounts of entirely necessary yet extortionate expenditure recently, involving jewellery, hotels and intercontinental flights). You would, however, gain my eternal gratitude. And possibly a pint or two.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This blog is fucked. Its template is crammed full of shit. It doesn&#8217;t work consistently across all browsers for no apparent reason, and it has now got to the stage where I am utterly pissed off with it. As of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2005\/09\/a-plea-for-help\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=837"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/837\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}