{"id":835,"date":"2005-09-28T09:34:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-28T09:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2005\/09\/28\/fancy-having-the-secret-service-smash-down-your-door-and-shoot-you-repeatedly-in-the-head\/"},"modified":"2005-09-28T09:34:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-28T09:34:00","slug":"fancy-having-the-secret-service-smash-down-your-door-and-shoot-you-repeatedly-in-the-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2005\/09\/fancy-having-the-secret-service-smash-down-your-door-and-shoot-you-repeatedly-in-the-head\/","title":{"rendered":"Fancy having the secret service smash down your door and shoot you repeatedly in the head?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Then why not call Tony Blair a fuckbollocking cuntknocker and threaten him with physical violence on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.labour.org.uk\/fileadmin\/splash\/asktony_weds.php\">the supposedly &#8220;live&#8221; web chat he&#8217;s apparently doing tonight?<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Please note, should you submit your question for pre-approval (hardly &#8220;live&#8221;, is it, Tony?) you will be inundated with Labour party spam for the rest of your days, and the buggers will also have a record of your IP address and the like, making it very easy to track you down should you, say, take this opportunity to inform Blair that you&#8217;d like to see his stupid fucking grin splattered over the walls and ceiling after a suicide-bomb induced explosive rectal prolapse.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.labour.org.uk\/qanda\">This is the kind of sanitised crap you&#8217;ll get<\/a> out of these supposed questions from members of the public. (And by the way, I hope Eddie Izzard feels the piles of cash I hope they bunged him were worth it &#8211; the cunt&#8217;s just lost any respect I ever had for him).<\/p>\n<p>The only good thing? This:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Tony Blair: &#8220;I am the Prime Minister&#8230; It doesn&#8217;t inspire confidence, I know&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Then why not call Tony Blair a fuckbollocking cuntknocker and threaten him with physical violence on the supposedly &#8220;live&#8221; web chat he&#8217;s apparently doing tonight? Please note, should you submit your question for pre-approval (hardly &#8220;live&#8221;, is it, Tony?) you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2005\/09\/fancy-having-the-secret-service-smash-down-your-door-and-shoot-you-repeatedly-in-the-head\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/835","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=835"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/835\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}