{"id":766,"date":"2005-09-01T22:23:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-01T22:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2005\/09\/01\/i-didnt-poo-my-pants\/"},"modified":"2005-09-01T22:23:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-01T22:23:00","slug":"i-didnt-poo-my-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2005\/09\/i-didnt-poo-my-pants\/","title":{"rendered":"I didn&#8217;t poo my pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The evening went well. The donations for the beer fund were very much appreciated. I was apparently on TV. Thanks to all. More tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p><b>Updated:<\/b> Courtesy of the missus (like who found it and stuff) here it is &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/london\/content\/articles\/2005\/06\/03\/tvnews.shtml\">Nosemonkey on TV<\/a>. No idea how long it&#8217;ll be up there, mind &#8211; try it sooner rather than later if you really want. Meant to be there a week, but who knows&#8230; The segment&#8217;s about a third to a half of the way through the broadcast. Just after Helena Christensen&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I sound like an overly posh twat&#8230; Fucking Prince William of the blogosphere, me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and the other guy they&#8217;re interviewing was one of the first people on the scene after the Tavistock Square bus bomb. Deserves a lot of credit, that guy.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and since when was I an &#8220;internet enthusiast&#8221; with an &#8220;online diary&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>Ho-hum&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The evening went well. The donations for the beer fund were very much appreciated. I was apparently on TV. Thanks to all. More tomorrow. Updated: Courtesy of the missus (like who found it and stuff) here it is &#8211; Nosemonkey &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2005\/09\/i-didnt-poo-my-pants\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/766","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=766"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/766\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}