{"id":1601,"date":"2007-06-30T16:05:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-30T16:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2007\/06\/30\/terrorists-these-days-are-rubbish\/"},"modified":"2007-06-30T20:06:38","modified_gmt":"2007-06-30T20:06:38","slug":"terrorists-these-days-are-rubbish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2007\/06\/terrorists-these-days-are-rubbish\/","title":{"rendered":"Terrorists these days are rubbish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A day after two <a href=\"http:\/\/bloodandtreasure.typepad.com\/blood_treasure\/2007\/06\/muppets-of-the-.html\">piss-poor<\/a> attempts at home-made car bombs singularly fail to go off in central London, it looks like the latest method is to <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/scotland\/6257194.stm\">set yourself on fire and run into buildings<\/a>.*<\/p>\n<p>Note to terrorists: you&#8217;re useless. Bombs that fail to go off and terrorist attacks that injure only yourselves are pathetic. If I was Osama bin Laden, I&#8217;d be embarrassed to be associated with you.<\/p>\n<p>Hell &#8211; at this rate you&#8217;ll even make the 21st July 2005 terrorists look competent&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><small>* Please note that at the time of writing, the precise nature of the incident at Glasgow airport is entirely unclear &#8211; it&#8217;s entirely possible that it&#8217;s not terrorism-related. But it seems unlikely&#8230;<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A day after two piss-poor attempts at home-made car bombs singularly fail to go off in central London, it looks like the latest method is to set yourself on fire and run into buildings.* Note to terrorists: you&#8217;re useless. Bombs &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2007\/06\/terrorists-these-days-are-rubbish\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-britain","category-the-war-against-terror"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1601\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}