{"id":1514,"date":"2007-03-15T22:02:43","date_gmt":"2007-03-15T22:02:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2007\/03\/15\/key-911-figure-beheaded-pearl\/"},"modified":"2007-03-15T22:04:59","modified_gmt":"2007-03-15T22:04:59","slug":"key-911-figure-beheaded-pearl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2007\/03\/key-911-figure-beheaded-pearl\/","title":{"rendered":"Key 9\/11 figure ‘beheaded Pearl’"},"content":{"rendered":"

And then<\/a> he flew a flying saucer – fuelled only by the power of CHEESE – all the way to Pluto, where he made merry with the happy band of six-legged elephants that inhabit the former planet for nigh on sixteen weeks.<\/p>\n

But his cheese stocks, verrily were they low, and thus the mighty Khalid Sheikh Mohammed – genius of geniuses, more devious and plot-filled than the all-glorious Lex Luthor himself – did fly back through the solar system, pausing only to blow up Saturn (‘cos it looked at him funny, like).<\/p>\n

Back on earth, he stole all the gold from Fort Knox, sank the Bismark, killed the Loch Ness Monster, ran a four-minute mile, excavated the Channel Tunnel, became Elvis Presley (the Vegas years, obviously), drank the Caspian Sea, had a fight with a cougar (that he had genetically spliced with the genes of a warthog), melted the polar ice caps, built the Great Wall of China…<\/p>\n

But then it was bedtime and his mummy was cross that he’d been out all day, so he didn’t get any tea. Poor Khalid Sheikh Mohammed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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