{"id":1381,"date":"2006-11-23T16:04:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-23T16:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2006\/11\/23\/meme-time\/"},"modified":"2006-11-27T08:40:40","modified_gmt":"2006-11-27T08:40:40","slug":"meme-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2006\/11\/meme-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Meme time"},"content":{"rendered":"

Let’s get this out of the way sharpish. Via Not Saussure<\/a>, ten things I’ll never do:<\/p>\n

10) Slap a nun with a haddock<\/p>\n

9) Travel faster than the speed of light<\/p>\n

8) Shag Jean Arthur<\/a> (damnit…)<\/p>\n

7) Swim the Sea of Tranquility<\/p>\n

6) Meet a nice South African<\/a><\/p>\n

5) Eat Brian Blessed<\/p>\n

4) Kill a man using nothing but a single baked bean and a rolled-up copy of the Tablet<\/a> (though I would consider it with the Church of England Newspaper<\/a>)<\/p>\n

3) Staple a monkey to a tree<\/p>\n

2) Staple an elephant to a tree (although, to be fair, largely only for logistical reasons)<\/p>\n

1) Join a political party<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Let’s get this out of the way sharpish. Via Not Saussure, ten things I’ll never do: 10) Slap a nun with a haddock 9) Travel faster than the speed of light 8) Shag Jean Arthur (damnit…) 7) Swim the Sea … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zzzzzzz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1381\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}