{"id":1266,"date":"2006-05-24T13:39:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-24T13:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2006\/05\/24\/the-shorter-gordon-brown\/"},"modified":"2006-11-28T13:47:54","modified_gmt":"2006-11-28T13:47:54","slug":"the-shorter-gordon-brown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2006\/05\/the-shorter-gordon-brown\/","title":{"rendered":"The shorter Gordon Brown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/uk_politics\/5011326.stm\">&#8220;Yeah, man &#8211; I&#8217;m cool! I&#8217;m hip, daddy-o! I&#8217;m down with the kids! I watch all that &#8216;reality tv&#8217; on the picture-box wireless! And look how virile I am with my pregnant wife and young child! When was the last time Tony got his missus up the duff, eh? I&#8217;m skill, he&#8217;s whack, daddy-o! Yeah&#8230; Groovy, innit? oh, and I WANT TO BE PRIME MINISTER, YOU BASTARDS! Word.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Yeah, man &#8211; I&#8217;m cool! I&#8217;m hip, daddy-o! I&#8217;m down with the kids! I watch all that &#8216;reality tv&#8217; on the picture-box wireless! And look how virile I am with my pregnant wife and young child! When was the last &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2006\/05\/the-shorter-gordon-brown\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brown"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1266"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1266\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}