{"id":1152,"date":"2006-03-07T10:12:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-07T10:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2006\/03\/07\/114172721498496446\/"},"modified":"2007-01-20T21:50:17","modified_gmt":"2007-01-20T21:50:17","slug":"charles-clarke-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2006\/03\/charles-clarke-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Charles Clarke"},"content":{"rendered":"<dl><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/uk_politics\/4781302.stm\">I&#8217;m very tempted to offer a bounty on Charles Clarke<\/a>. If that big-eared, bestubbled waste of oxygen doesn&#8217;t keel over and die soon, his fatuous, hypocritical bile is going to give me a hernia. It&#8217;s him or me, and I&#8217;m not going down without a fight. He&#8217;s a big lad, but I reckon I could take him. I mean, what the hell is this?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I hope the Lords will recognise that this manifesto commitment, voted through by the elected chamber, should be respected&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Listen Charles, you asinine moron &#8211; the precise wording of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.labour.org.uk\/fileadmin\/manifesto_13042005_a3\/pdf\/manifesto.pdf\">the manifesto<\/a> was<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;rolling out initially <b>on a voluntary basis<\/b> as people renew their passports&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The opposition peers are actually helping you to stick to your sodding manifesto, you hideous waste of sperm. Now kindly crawl into a secluded corner and die (preferably taking Blair with you).<\/dl>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m very tempted to offer a bounty on Charles Clarke. If that big-eared, bestubbled waste of oxygen doesn&#8217;t keel over and die soon, his fatuous, hypocritical bile is going to give me a hernia. It&#8217;s him or me, and I&#8217;m &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2006\/03\/charles-clarke-2\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-constitution","category-labour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1152\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}