{"id":1054,"date":"2006-01-20T10:07:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-20T10:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2006\/01\/20\/113775234249932677\/"},"modified":"2006-01-20T10:07:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-20T10:07:00","slug":"113775234249932677","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2006\/01\/113775234249932677\/","title":{"rendered":"113775234249932677"},"content":{"rendered":"<dl><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisismoney.co.uk\/news\/article.html?in_article_id=406377&amp;in_page_id=2\">Man in &#8220;boasting about sexual prowess&#8221; shocker!<\/a> Next week we bring you yet more amazing revelations: &#8220;Sky is blue&#8221;, &#8220;Monkeys are funny&#8221; and the long-awaited proof that yes, water is indeed wet. Fucking pointless load of crap bastard wankpiss.<\/p>\n<p>Despite the hamster news earlier, my rage is simmering near the brink this morning &#8211; and it&#8217;s not helped by having run out of coffee. All it&#8217;ll take is one stupid government announcement&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>Update (2 minutes later):<\/b> GAH! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.govopps.co.uk\/cgi-bin\/newsreader.cgi?action=show_detail;id=44451;market=BiP;side=;start=;websiteId=1\">Housing in &#8220;expensive&#8221; shocker!<\/a> REALLY? People on low incomes can&#8217;t afford to pay four hundred grand for a home? FUCKING AMAZING. Arsedicks.<\/dl>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man in &#8220;boasting about sexual prowess&#8221; shocker! Next week we bring you yet more amazing revelations: &#8220;Sky is blue&#8221;, &#8220;Monkeys are funny&#8221; and the long-awaited proof that yes, water is indeed wet. Fucking pointless load of crap bastard wankpiss. Despite &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2006\/01\/113775234249932677\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1054","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1054","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1054"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1054\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}