{"id":1049,"date":"2006-01-17T16:28:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-17T16:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2006\/01\/17\/dear-fucking-christ-in-heaven-will-somebody-please-kill-the-internet-it-cant-take-much-more-of-this-abuse\/"},"modified":"2006-01-17T16:28:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-17T16:28:00","slug":"dear-fucking-christ-in-heaven-will-somebody-please-kill-the-internet-it-cant-take-much-more-of-this-abuse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2006\/01\/dear-fucking-christ-in-heaven-will-somebody-please-kill-the-internet-it-cant-take-much-more-of-this-abuse\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear fucking Christ in Heaven &#8211; will somebody please kill the internet? It can&#8217;t take much more of this abuse&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That <a href=\"http:\/\/europhobia.blogspot.com\/2006\/01\/via-jarndyce-theres-live-webchat-with.html\">webchat thing<\/a> has been going on for an hour and forty minutes. The single most tedious, slow-moving and pointless hour and forty minutes since I havd the misfortune of having to review <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0120275\/\">The Tango Lesson<\/a> (still the worst film I&#8217;ve ever seen).<\/p>\n<p>Note to the government: it&#8217;s possible to download two episodes of The West Wing in the time it has taken your lackey to answer a paltry twenty-odd pre-submitted, pre-vetted questions. This is meant to be a web CHAT, for fuck&#8217;s sake. If you&#8217;re going to experiment with funky &#8220;new&#8221; web technologies, do it properly &#8211; or at least have the decency to pull your sodding fingers out of your overpaid arses so you can type with both hands.<\/p>\n<p>E-Democracy at work folks &#8211; bore everyone so fucking rigid they all piss off and take their own lives rather than pay any more attention to your mindless, repetitive drivel.<\/p>\n<p>GAH.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That webchat thing has been going on for an hour and forty minutes. The single most tedious, slow-moving and pointless hour and forty minutes since I havd the misfortune of having to review The Tango Lesson (still the worst film &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2006\/01\/dear-fucking-christ-in-heaven-will-somebody-please-kill-the-internet-it-cant-take-much-more-of-this-abuse\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1049"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1049\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}