{"id":1005,"date":"2006-01-01T01:58:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-01T01:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2006\/01\/01\/113608094335452117\/"},"modified":"2006-01-01T01:58:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-01T01:58:00","slug":"113608094335452117","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2006\/01\/113608094335452117\/","title":{"rendered":"113608094335452117"},"content":{"rendered":"<dl>Happy New Year and stuff. It&#8217;s 2am, I&#8217;m pissed up on booze and trying to entertain at least four nationalities until they decide to leave. Hurrah. 2006 had better not be as shit as 2005. And who&#8217;s idea was it to have that poor bird who lost her legs on 7th July come on that Jonathan Ross-hosted thing just before giving a prize to elephants playing football? Insensitivity reaches new heights&#8230;<\/dl>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy New Year and stuff. It&#8217;s 2am, I&#8217;m pissed up on booze and trying to entertain at least four nationalities until they decide to leave. Hurrah. 2006 had better not be as shit as 2005. And who&#8217;s idea was it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2006\/01\/113608094335452117\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1005"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}