{"id":1000,"date":"2005-12-23T11:55:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-23T11:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2005\/12\/23\/have-you-been-naughty-or-nice\/"},"modified":"2005-12-23T11:55:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-23T11:55:00","slug":"have-you-been-naughty-or-nice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2005\/12\/have-you-been-naughty-or-nice\/","title":{"rendered":"Have you been naughty or nice?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not that it matters &#8211; these days under new measures put through the elf-packed workshops of the north pole, if Santa suspects you of having even thought of being naughty it&#8217;s no pressies for you. And he&#8217;s probably been tapping your phone and monitoring your internet usage as well. Just be grateful he hasn&#8217;t shot you repeatedly in the head yet. What a cunt.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/2614\/155\/1600\/Tony%20Blair%20CMYK.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/2614\/155\/320\/Tony%20Blair%20CMYK.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n(Check out my mad 2 minute photoshopping 5k177z&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not that it matters &#8211; these days under new measures put through the elf-packed workshops of the north pole, if Santa suspects you of having even thought of being naughty it&#8217;s no pressies for you. And he&#8217;s probably been tapping &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/2005\/12\/have-you-been-naughty-or-nice\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1000","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1000"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1000\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jcm.org.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}