Nosemonkey's EUtopia

In search of a European identity

Ban The Sun!

We must ban Britain’s most popular daily newspaper, and we must ban it now: Sun kills 60,000 a year, says WHO:

“Laura-Jane Armstrong, cancer information officer at Cancer Research UK, said: “This report provides clear evidence of the dangers of over-exposure to the sun“.

3 Comments

  1. I can see what've done there. Very good.

  2. My inspiration's running high today – can you tell?

    Gah – will this heatwave never end?

  3. Go on and ban it. Brits are used to living without sun, are they not?